How to Shut up Your Enemy [Esports]

The Storm Cries, please give me advance notice: The next e-sports article "After Amnesia, the Champion and You Belong to Me [E-sports]", the first author's column is, your collection is very important to me QAQ Copywriting of this article: Champion mid laner Wen Xingche returned and wrote down three goals on the memo: 1. Shut up your rival Lu Zhen (Angry Dog. Jpg) 2. Revenge 3. Take teammates away Unexpectedly, Lu Zhen lowered his status and joined Wen Xingche's Xiaopo team SG, and the two became teammates. Wen Xingche deleted the memo overnight and wrote again: 1. Revenge 2. Take teammates away 3. Maintain a superficial relationship with Lu Bking (Wrongful Maomaotou. Jpg) Fans argue every day about who is the best player in the team, in the middle and jungle. The two of them are good, each one takes turns winning the MVP, and they fight all the way to the global finals to win the championship. One day, Wen Xingche dug out a memo that he had not read for a long time—— 1. Revenge√ 2. Take teammates away√ 3. Can Lu Gou shut up? (Crying Panda. Jpg) Lu Zhen: Brother, is it okay? What about this? Wen Xingche: Kiss me if you want, shut up and don't ask. Just can't ask. Hmm... [Big Demon King·Tsundere·Mid Shou×Bking·Straight Ball Doting Wife·Wild King Attack] This article is also known as: "Linking up with the arch-enemy midfielder", "The champion gets soft after rebirth" Food guide: 1. Dual life, Qiangqiang, under the age, 1V1, HE. 2. The game is self-set, refer to the moba game, and it will not affect reading the article even if you don't play the game. 3. The game plot and the emotional line are both equally important. The early stage fights are sweet in the later stage. It can be played in games, live broadcasts, and daily relationships! (*￣▽￣*)// 4. No prototype, no prototype, no prototype! =============== Please pre-accept the follow-up article "After Amnesia, the Champion and You Are Mine [E-Sports]". Once she lost her memory, Tan Xiao, who was as gentle as jade, changed her appearance. The green tea anchor who was raking in traffic pestered him to double queue, and he chopped off the anchor's head with his backhand: "First Blood, delicious." The sinister and cunning Smiling Tiger manager handed over the contract extension, but he was too lazy to accept it: "Refuse." His teammates who loved acting cried and begged him to stay. He patiently brought a bowl of rice and mocked: "You know I'm hungry? Just bring four dishes." Tan Xiao quickly gave up on the vampire team, which only knew bad money, and officially announced the disconnection. His fans beat gongs, drums, set off firecrackers, and wildly issued unlimited lottery draws to celebrate his finally being reborn. In order to find another place to go, he sent a message to the person named "husband" in his friend list—— "Where are we going this season? Together?" Tan Xiao no longer remembers the details of the relationship between the two, but he is relieved that his vision was good before. His husband Zhan Feng is an excellent jungler and can keep up with his rhythm perfectly. The only drawback is that it can't help but be funny. Didn't you just pinch his abdominal muscles, and then he was stunned for half a minute and still hurriedly avoided it? The two of them are invincible as they work together in the field and on the field, aiming for the league championship all the way. At the celebration banquet, Tan Xiao, who was slightly tipsy, acted out of drunkenness and deliberately pinched Zhan Feng's chin, pretending to kiss him. Sure enough, Zhan Feng blushed amidst the cheers. Tan Xiao stopped in front of his nose and let go with a smile: "Why did you close your eyes? Are you so afraid of me?" The next day, the sky fell! Tan Xiao regained his memory. How come someone's nickname is "husband"? He was not familiar with Zhan Feng at all before! Now, Tan Xiao didn't know how to face her "husband". He couldn't wait for the transfer period to start next second, so he could carry the plane and run away overnight. But he was blocked in the gaming chair by Zhan Feng. Zhan Feng's eyes were blazing: "Didn't we agree that we would make it public when we win the championship?" Tan Xiao knew that he was in the wrong and said bravely: "I made a mistake. Anyway, I didn't really do anything to you. Can you just pretend that nothing happened..." Zhan Feng pressed forward step by step: "I will win the championship with you, touch my abdominal muscles for you, and let me pretend that nothing happened?" Tan Xiao was pressed into the chair unable to move. He felt the abdominal muscles (?) Getting harder and harder in front of him, and his voice became smaller and smaller. "Then, I'll pay you the global finals championship?" "I'll let you touch it back again." "What else do you want..." Since his debut, Zhan Feng has hidden a name in his heart. It is the bright moon that he quietly looks up to, and the fine snow that he dare not touch. Until one day, the man suddenly came to him. Now that a miracle has happened, he can't let go. "I still want you, so make the mistake of making the mistake." [I used to be a steamed bun, now I have a poisonous tongue, whoever stops me from winning the championship will die, the top laner will be defeated, my secret love will come true, my wife will listen to anything I say, but I can't abandon me, and I will attack in the jungle] ============================ Gay friend copywriting: Lu Ying was pulled into the dungeon world. As an inexperienced newcomer, he can't carry it on his shoulders or lift it with his hands. His biggest role is to use his handsome, noble, and fairy-like face to stand in the team and be a feast for the eyes. Commonly known as being a vase. But for some reason, he has the aura of being in a position of power for a long time, which makes people timid and unable to raise their heads in front of him. The specific manifestations are as follows: when he reaches out his hand, someone hands him tea; when he closes his eyes, someone makes the bed; when he raises his eyebrows, someone says sorry with tears. Is it our fault that we didn't do well? Soon some people began to be dissatisfied with this situation, just a newcomer! Can good-looking people do whatever they want? ! In order to kill his spirit, he was sent to do various troublesome missions, but every time he went on a mission, the monsters he provoked were fascinated and behaved strangely. Crowd: Haha, another soft and heartthrob player, right? Then feel yourself being fought over by the monsters, then kneeling tremblingly at their feet and being tortured to pieces! Phew, I'm tired of seeing this already! Change the channel! Then they opened the door and found Lu Ying in the room, but the atmosphere in the room was a bit cold. The Poseidon, who likes to drag sacrifices into the deep sea and tear them into pieces, was lying next to Lu Ying with a shy face. He said with a low eyebrow that he would change his career to become a mountain god in the future because Lu Ying couldn't swim. The evil god with many tentacles was using one tentacle to make tea for Lu Ying, one tentacle to pour water for Lu Ying, one tentacle to serve as an armrest for Lu Ying, one tentacle to squeeze Lu Ying's legs, and the remaining tentacles were shivering in the corner. Probably because he didn't grasp the strength of squeezing his legs well, Lu Ying frowned. The gloomy and stern Mermaid King on the side immediately knelt down, crying and regretful. He deeply reflected on himself when he came out of the sea today and didn't take a shower. Now he immediately wrote an eight thousand word review. People who have always felt that it was embarrassing to be unable to hold their heads up in front of Lu Ying:... Thank you, relieved. Mission: Never give up in difficult situations.