Research shows:
There is no one/monster in this world who can't help but love me.
No one/monster can escape the law of "smells really good" to me.
Yes, because I am a heartthrob! [Shocking sound] [Clench fist]
The system's indifferent face: Wake up! You got the wrong script!
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Small theater ①:
Tang Miaomiao was being chased by the monster. The audience in the live broadcast room watched the excitement and watched how Tang Miaomiao was eaten. Suddenly, the monster froze and sniffed Tang Miaomiao's neck carefully: "It smells so good."
Tang Miaomiao's body trembled, and her eyes revealed the slightest trace of love: "Even you... Have fallen in love with me!?"
Monster:? ? ?
Live broadcast room audience:? ? ?
It was clear that he was just a monster that wanted to eat people, and he felt that something was wrong, but he looked at the shocked eyes of his colleagues and asked at a loss, "What is love...?"
Why does something seem wrong?
Small theater ②:
Tang Miaomiao stood on a high cliff, opposite the villain who was chasing after her. She kissed her red lips and said with a patient look on her face: "Can't you take your eyes off me!? And you really want to get me?"
The villain nodded of course, because he wanted to capture her in exchange for points.
Tang Miaomiao looked at the villain sympathetically and sighed in disappointment, "You're done. I thought you could be different from others."
Villain:? ? ?
Audience in the live broadcast room: It's coming, it's coming! The classic part is here again!
Tang Miaomiao held her head high: "Because you fell in love with me, and you treated me like this, it can easily lead to the crematorium of chasing your wife, do you know?"
The villain looked at his subordinate like a scumbag, his pupils shaking: "So this is love...?"
Why does something seem wrong?
Department: Unbearable, yelling and yelling: A bunch of idiots who were deceived by Tang Miaomiao!
Live broadcast room audience: At first we just wanted to see when Miaomiao would miss, but later we wanted to see more of Miaomiao's cool moves! QWQ
[Reading Guide]:
*The text is written in the third person, all comedians.
*The essence is a light-hearted novel, with one and only one love line, he.
*Tang Monk meat heroine.
The copy was written on July 2, 2022 and has been screenshotted.
Purpose: I hope we can all become better versions of ourselves.