Alliance General Shen Linyuan never thought that he would one day pick up a mermaid like in the novel. The spotlights at the auction site all shined into the water tank. The little mermaid's long bright orange hair floated in the water, and her skin was covered with light. It hit Shen Linyuan's macho heart hard and wanted to take him home and hide him.
But then the orange-haired mermaid began to split from the tail fin, the originally shiny fish tail turned into tentacles, and the flowing hair gradually turned back into arms and legs, "Humans, get to know our God..."
Shen Linyuan: Oh, he might be an accomplice. He should be arrested and taken away as well.
However, in order to track down the criminals and Yidiandian's selfish motives, Shen Linyuan decided to temporarily detain the person and call it personal protection.
The little octopus, who was already craving for Linyuan's body, asked: Is there such a good thing?
Back home
Zhang Jue: Sir, can you talk to me?
Shen Linyuan: I don't think it's necessary to be so fast. We can get to know each other first.
Zhang Jue: Good duck, then you know who——lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Shen Linyuan: What the hell did the mermaid traders instill in you? ?
Zhang Jue: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
Shen Linyuan: ...(Make an appointment with a brain doctor immediately)
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After finally waiting for the little octopus's brain to recover, Shen Linyuan finally fell in love.
Zhang Jue: This ring is for you, with very precious words engraved on it.
Shen Linyuan: I am determined.
On the ring: The Supreme Ring controls all the rings, the Supreme Ring seeks all the rings...
Shen Linyuan: ... I shouldn't have expectations
Zhang Jue: This is my treasure, mine, not the ring.
Shen Linyuan: Promise me not to use Gulu's lines and tone to confess next time.
The clever brain circuit likes to pretend to be soft. The siren was xed and forced to follow behind and complain.
Note:
1. There will be some movies and acgn memes (the above are Sea Babies and Finger King)
2. Double cleansing, sweet, no knife
3. Main attack, but will be somewhat affected by perspective
4. Cthulhu is only a literary image in this article
5. Zhang Jue's tangerine sounds the same as tangerine
Purpose: Be true to yourself