The Hope of the Whole Family Is Me [Interstellar]

The new article next door "This world of cultivation is a bit weird" has been published~ ——Copywriting of this article—— Xu Jiujiu, who was born as a garbage star, is the best child on the planet in scavenging for treasures, because she picked up her whole family! Although my mother is a full-time housewife who knows how to tear down the house, my father is an alcoholic, and my brother is an idle young man. But it doesn't matter, Xu Jiujiu likes this warm and harmonious home very much. She will protect this home! Until one day, she saw something her mother had demolished her house, like an exoskeleton mecha hanging on the Star Network, with a price tag of zeros that she couldn't count. A strange uncle touched her little head and said, "As expected of Marshal Luther's daughter." There were also the bosses who used to chase away the little friends who picked up garbage and were said to be very vicious. They all bowed to her and shouted: "Hello, sister!" Xu Jiujiu:? The world of adults is so complicated, so I'd better go pick up the trash. ——Not responsible for the small theater—— Pass the microphone: My little friend Xu Jiujiu, what is the key to your success? Xu Jiujiu: Working particularly hard and picking up trash day and night. Pass the microphone: So you want to tell everyone that as long as you work hard, you can become a winner in life, right? Xu Jiujiu: No. What I mean is that as long as you find the cheating family member, you can win. Note: The story of a family that loves each other and kills each other (crossed out) in a collapsing world. Interstellar dystopian background, please do not substitute reality. ——Advance receipt copy—— Song Yi, who had been cultivating against the heavens all the way, was backlashed by his inner demons, failed to escape the tribulation, and traveled thousands of years later. Cultivation civilization is still booming, but something is not right about this world of cultivation. Song Yi, who had shrunk into a small bun, was taken away. She thought she was about to be used as material to have her heart and bones extracted—— In fact, she was dragged to Xiuzhen Elementary School. What is this compulsory education? Back then, countless boys and girls fought hard to be selected into the sect, but now every child has to learn? Song Yi: Actually, I am the ancestor... The teacher didn't even raise his head: I'm tired of hearing this reason for skipping school, here's the next one. In the past, the way of swordsmanship was considered to be the easiest way to break through and ascend. Song Yi was not talented and happened to be the best in swordsmanship. However, the teacher looked at Song Yi worriedly: It is not easy to find a job in this direction. Song Yi:? The school notifies the secret realm trial. Song Yi polished his natal sword, with murderous intent in his eyes. She understands this process: intrigues, killing and seizing treasures are the norm in trials, but no one else can even think of taking anything away from her. The deskmate looked at her sword and asked in confusion: Why don't you bring more snacks for the spring outing? Song Yi:? Note: 1. I am a modern cultivator of immortality, with many private thieves and a tendency to heal. 2. Because there is a big difference between this world and the realm of immortality cultivation in our world, it is not recommended to use this article as a textbook for immortality cultivation. Don't be surprised if you fail to get started. Purpose: strive to change lives