[Copywriting ~ Gag version]
Ouch, something strange happened. A certain house was stolen. Not only were banknotes, jewelry, furnishings, but also a tube top lost.
Li Qingyun: I guess the thief wants to use it to store stolen goods.
Zhao Xuan: It has to be Maitreya Buddha's tube top.
Li Qingyun: I understand, the thief is a pervert!
Zhao Xuan: Why didn't he steal the underpants?
Li Qingyun: I'm tired. Sir, please give me the answer directly.
Zhao Xuan: Haha, the salary is so easy to get? Teach me how to role-play, bluff, lure the enemy deep into the enemy formation, spread suspicion, and the soldiers never tire of deceit... First.
Li Qingyun: Oh, sir, you really know people well.
Zhao Xuan: I finally understand. There are thousands of things to wear, but your Li Qingyun's horse (zi) butt (kua) can't wear it.
Li Qingyun: What do you mean, sir?
Zhao Xuan: One is the literal meaning, the other is your guess.
[Copywriting ~ High-Level Version]
Rang in the rang, rang in the rang,
This story is very telling, readers, please listen to me——
The little detective is busy running around, peeling off the cocoon to investigate the case;
The state official sat high in the hall, clearly aware of the situation and full of dignity.
Why are the streets bustling with people, with tiles on their heads and little food in their mouths?
Folk customs are not ancient and have a long history, and people's hearts are unpredictable and really hurtful.
Illusions come and go, and everything in the world is absurd.
True and false are clearly black or white. When you hear the Tao, don't you care about wind and light?
It is recorded that all kinds of tricks are played by ghosts and demons;
There are endless books about love, hate, greed and delusion among all living beings!
Purpose: Punish evil and promote good, and distinguish right from wrong.
