Serious version:
A lost person has nowhere to go, just like a lost dog, wandering around until that person appears in my life like a god.
Blood and bones decorated my dreams, and emotions of fear and regret swirled in my heart. I subconsciously walked forward, knowing that someone was waiting for me...
Gintama version:
The story of Kazuya Hanyu, a man with dementia, who was accidentally discovered in the water. With the enthusiastic help of kind-hearted people, he became a civil servant and reached the pinnacle of his life.
Kazuya Hanyu: Ha, it's okay if I beat you until you lose your mind (laughs)
An unconscious author is lying on the floor. The author dies, finished.
Forced improved version:
Hanyu Kazuya, who lost consciousness and drifted in the water, was rescued by a kind and innocent gorilla, and got mixed into this small group. As the group left the countryside, he became a vicious dog under the shogunate.
I fish every day, and once I have money, I go to Kabukicho to happily consume salted fish.
Demining:
OOC warning, female ticket article, Jack Su's heartthrob series, fate update, no outline
Intention: stick to your heart