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Random Thoughts·Father's love is like a landslide·Silly Eagle Attacks
**Copywriting for humans**
Ordinary post-apocalyptic people without golden fingers thought they could cheat in the primitive jungle with modern wisdom, but they slowly discovered that the animals around them that were supposed to be barbaric and imbecile turned out to be more human-like than the last...
Jin Ming, who thought he had traveled through time and became an animal, put away his human behavior and carefully blended into the wild animal group, and competed with a group of "animals" who were obviously humans but pretended to be animals.
#Your current behavior is not in line with animal design, and you are hereby warned! #
#If you don't behave like a beast, you will be ostracized and expelled! #
**Copywriting for animals to watch**
I wanted to be a happy cat slave, but I accidentally became a flat-haired raptor at the top of the food chain that made the little round-haired people tremble.
"Who here is not a protected animal anymore, don't get mad at me."
Yuan Mao controlled Jin Ming and died in a plane crash. Then he opened his eyes and traveled to the beast world, where he became the perpetrator of a "flight accident".
Jin Mingcheng panicked and found a nest for Sea Holly to recover from his injuries, but he forgot that nest building is a courtship behavior of birds, and it was spring...
Food guide:
1. Attack and retain human nature, and accept according to animal nature. Attack is human thinking, feeling is animal thinking.
Please don't over-interpret the behavior of a shou before becoming a human being as a human being.
2. Attacking is not about time travel, but about awakening. We are all human beings who attack and suffer!
3. It is not a tribal article, and it is not entirely an orc article. This article has its own world view setting. Please do not insist on interpreting it with traditional orc settings.
It's a slow-burning routine, I hope all you little angels will be patient.
Spoiler alert is that everyone in this article is taking being a beast very seriously.
4. There is an evil eagle inside, which is extremely ferocious and unreasonable.
**Small Theater**
"When the Eagle King acquiesces to the spouse relationship"
Luniaojia, who reported to Lord Eagle King: "That stupid Eagle is inviting cats and dogs to act like a hooligan again."
"Kitty, hey hey hey." Jin Ming spread his wings and blocked a fluffy and shivering kitten with his slender steps. "Be good and let me touch it. Don't let my tigress see it."
Before the gangster could stretch out his claws, a strong gust of wind roared over and knocked him against the mountain wall.
Hai Yuqing: "You also have a tigress?"
Jin Ming, "That's actually a... Term of endearment for your spouse."
"Daily Life of the Eagle King's Beloved Husband"
Jin Ming: "I want to eat donkey meat and burn it."
A few days later, Jin Ming was awakened by a donkey's braying. Hai Yuqing walked in with a sullen face but aloof and graceful, "Let's light a fire. How do we burn it?"
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Currently working on "On How to Raise a Little Crying Baby"
Development version copywriting:
The cold-blooded and ruthless Master of the Paradise Sect, Yun Hanyi, one day picked up a dying and upright young master who could only cry. From then on, he started chasing the mother who fed, played, and made her cry.
Mr. Lu went to school, and he chased after him to deliver breakfast.
Mr. Lu went to practice sword practice, and he chased after him and handed him the handkerchief.
Mr. Lu went to take revenge, but he chased him and died.
Mr. Lu told him to get out, but he did.
Mr. Lu asked him to come back, but he ran away...
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Copywriting of Golden House Hidden Beauty Edition:
Yun Hanyi thought he had hunted a harmless deer, and wanted to see how he would struggle and beg for mercy in a desperate situation, but in the end he found that he was the prey who fell into the trap step by step.
When his martial arts skills were completely disabled and he was locked in black iron shackles that could never be opened, he was hiding in the golden house in the backyard of Master Lu, sitting in a rocking chair and drinking tea, and suddenly he couldn't figure out who was the prey.
One-sentence summary: The cruel and ruthless Demonic Lord's strategy for pampering the sick and petite crybaby of the Righteous Way.
Character design: Cheap, slutty, stunningly beautiful, madly criticized loyal dog attack
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Purpose: Protect animal diversity
