[Comprehensive British and American] a Wishing Machine Decided to Go on Strike

Slowly filling the hole Agatha Green inherited a grocery store from a relative. The store sold not goods, but wishes. Open the public reviews and take a look. If the star rating can have a negative number, then the number after the negative sign must be higher than Agatha's net worth. Customer A: Scattered negative reviews. I promised to lose five pounds, but then I lost my head. Merchant reply: Hello dear, I gave you three pounds for free. Are you not satisfied? Agatha checked it out and found that the average human head weighed about seven to eight pounds. Customer B: Scattered negative reviews. I hope to get rich overnight. After one night, I received the money, but the face value is not right. Merchant reply: Dear, you didn't specify the currency. The store just chose the best-selling one. Agatha looked at the customer picture, which said Tiandi Bank. … Agatha collapsed. Whoever loves this shabby shop wants it! But after looking at the liquidated damages for closing her business, Agatha felt that she could do it again. In order to improve store ratings, Agatha decided to adopt an extraordinary strategy. [Strategy 1: Find your customers before they find you. A grieving client lost his son. Agatha: Hello dear, do you want the rebellious eldest son, the rebellious second son, the less rebellious third son, or the rebellious fourth son? A certain bat:... [Strategy 2: Create repeat customers, or sell a wish twice. An ardent environmentalist guest: I want plants to grow all over Gotham! The next day, in the green waves, other Gotham citizens may wish: ... Back to normal, please. Agatha: Look, isn't this just a cycle? [Strategy 3: Reduce negative reviews as much as possible. A customer who cannot be named: "I want to complain to you, I want a negative review!!!" Agatha: "Bang, bang." If you don't give users the opportunity to leave negative reviews, there will be no negative reviews. [Strategy 4: Create demand when there is no demand. Only when people have regrets can they have wishes. Some people live too perfectly, let's create a little regret. Agatha looked at the villains eagerly. … Later, Agatha was listed as a dangerous person by the super-English organization and marked as the number one enemy by the super-anti-revolutionary organization. Agatha: ... Obviously, I am just an ordinary self-employed person. Reading guide: *Comprehensive of many things, including but not limited to Super English *The heroine has the attributes of a fun person *Contains private settings and magic modification timeline *The author is a prose editor *cp bucket, the specific version is to be determined, it may not be the main world bucket, it may be a parallel world --- [Open this next book: "[Comprehensive British and American] Stop your unruly behavior"] KP said that he has written a new module that has not been tested yet, called "Arkham Dead" Investigator A: This name sounds very unlucky. Investigator B: It feels like the whole group will be wiped out. KP: So are you coming? If you don't come, I'll find someone else to run away with. Investigator A: Come on. Investigator B: Come on. Investigator C: Take me one! Definitely not coo! Then, the citizens of Gotham experienced—— Despicable outsiders formed a group to loot the GCPD equipment warehouse; Mercenaries hired by congressmen charm passers-by every day; The detective who is supposed to be investigating the murder repeatedly tries to outwit the Gotham vigilantes; The good citizens who helped stop Arkham's escape took advantage of every opportunity to teach the Joker about flying pasta. The Dark Knight: ... Get out of my Gotham. Now. Purpose: To realize human happiness, we all rely on ourselves.