I feel that my life can be written as a book "000 Drifting".
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In his previous life, he was the boss of the server and the top European emperor; but in his previous life, he was kidnapped to a different world and became a savior who sacrificed himself to save the savior.
I would have died if I took the Be Bai Yueguang script, but just when I thought I could lie down, I opened my eyes and passed through them again, and this time I lost my mind.
I don't know how many weeks after Teyvat was transformed, the white-haired woman who kidnapped me and I stared at each other with big eyes. She asked me to learn from her and work hard, and to share the work with her when I grow up.
Me: "Is this okay?"
Tianli: "Stop talking nonsense and learn from me."
So I learned not to do other things:
What is this? A technologically advanced country? Extinguish it.
What's this? Traveler from another world? Grab one.
What's this? An unknown fairy? Hurry up... Eh, eh? ? ? God, help me, this woman took me away! Tianli, look at it!
Laughing to death, I didn't even study for a few days. Before I could finish any non-human affairs matters, the Goddess of Flowers kidnapped me again. Forget it, even though I can't remember what happened before I came to this world, I must have been kidnapped countless times - let's just let it go.
Good times still don't last forever, and the world is in turmoil. The guardian Flora died, and the other two guardians risked their lives to save the world. In order to have food to eat, I had no choice but to get up and help them.
As the outpouring of power was exhausted, I closed my eyes...
It's been like this for too long.
When "I" woke up, I left the bottomless abyss and kept moving forward. I didn't know how many countries I passed through, and I didn't know what I was like.
On an island, I stopped and fell asleep again. And not long after, this small island called Tatasha. I "died" in the fire together with the boy who raised me, and I will start wandering aimlessly again.
At that time, my knowledge was greatly reduced and I was confused. After a long, long time... I finally understood a fact:
Good people will be let down, but evil people always get what they want and then retire...?
——That would be worse than being filled with evil, too numerous to write down.
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Scaramucci, the Sixth Order of Fools, is a weirdo who raised a monster.
The little monsters say "Aba, Aba" every day. In addition to being a bit indescribable, they are also surprisingly cute and will slowly follow their adults in a slimy manner.
Subordinate: I also saw a little monster following the skirmisher today... Why does the one following the master look so like... Uh, Doctor?
My *monster* doctor version: "Sir, what are you afraid of me for? I ate that fierce guy just for you."
The monster he picked up by himself, this silly little thing followed him from the time he stepped on Tatar Sand to the Winter Solstice Kingdom.
After that incident... It seemed to eat everything, and it didn't seem to care about anything. No fear, no emotion, feed him, just follow him.
Skirmisher raised it in silence - until one day, he forgot to put the little monster down. Before being taken away by the doctor, the little monster was still in his clothes.
The experiment ended quickly. The little monster drank his blood and actually ate part of him. Then his appetite grew and he followed them one day and ate a doctor...
Did he commit an evil act himself? What will happen if others find out later that a doctor is missing? Wait, I'm looking forward to it——
After thinking meaningfully for a while, the executive officer turned around and met a pair of scarlet eyes. The man was looking at him tenderly, as if... Tsk, it was Dotore's face.
Him: "..."
Him: "Stay away from me, it's disgusting!"
Me: innocent. Jpg
Helpless - finally intellectually came back, who would have thought that the little master who had raised him for so long would be dissected. Can you blame me? Besides, if a body is needed between a doll and a machine, I would choose the latter without a second thought.
After all, cyberpunk is so cool!
Forget it, I'd better hurry up and play Miracle and get myself back to how I was before.
But after I pinched myself back, one day I followed the skirmishers to a meeting in the Winter Palace, and I noticed someone staring blankly at my face - when I regained consciousness, the Ice Queen walked up to me and asked me.
She: "Do you... Want to be the zeroth executive officer of the Fools?"
With a face that looks like the law of heaven, I:
"Hmm... Then I'll fight with you."
The woman looked at me with a strange expression: "The laws of heaven have fallen into a deep sleep, and the world still needs someone to protect it... You must be her successor. Sustainer, why are you here."
Of course they are causing trouble!
I didn't hesitate and spoke righteously: "You don't know how boring this boss Tianli is. He works overtime every day and doesn't even give me a bite to eat!"
Do you understand the value of the villain chef? I'm no longer a good person! My assessment is that it is better to be a fun person.
Executive Officer:…
Ice Queen: Tenri, you seem to be really annoying.
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It's better not to be the Zero Executive Officer. I have no interest in introducing myself to others and saying, "I am the greatest evil among the evil people, the Zero Executive Officer among fools [Tianli 2.0]."
Originally, I was happy to be wild in this world, but something unexpected happened. One day our Little Eleven came back from a message and told me that he had been tricked in Liyue.
Me: "I've been tricked again. It's so fun, I want to see it too." Give it a try, I will be the boss this week.
But when I arrived, I wanted to meet this week-old demon Morax, but I turned my head and looked at the blond boy affectionately.
At the same time, I heard an electronic sound coming from the other party: [Ding—Target found! Please help the lost children return home as soon as possible, and give the poor parents in the world a warm home.
I:?
Me: Grass element, brother, why did you come here? I have already transformed from a keeper of heavenly principles to a primitive demon! ! !
Null:? ? ? ? Isn't this person an innocent lost child? ? There is a long list of [Heavenly Law Maintainer 2.0], [Sumi Forbidden Knowledge Clearance Battle mvp], [Fools Hidden Executive], [Bad Woman in the Third Week], [Ancestor of the Ancestor], [I am no longer a human being, now I am the original villain] - what the hell are these achievements! ! ! !
Me: "Uh..."
Dadalia and Paimon: "?"
Zhongli: "Traveler, what's wrong with you?"
Retracting the preface, I think I can write a paper in my life called "On the Possibility of the Good Guy System Asking Me Not to Become a Villain."
Sora: "Can't you travel with me?" Why is the system bothering me!
I looked at him with a smile: "You can also come back to Zhidong with me, and I will recommend you to be the zero executive officer."
Paimon: "?"
Zhongli: "… Traveler, you must think clearly."
Dadalia: "Uh, I don't understand. Isn't it the first time you two meet?"
Sora and I: "We hit it off immediately."
— And then parted ways immediately.
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Common sense in the world always feels that God's gnosis is divine knowledge that cannot be understood rationally. But when those crazy and malicious people want to peek into the dust-covered secrets behind her, they will always be frightened, and then utter the word "monster" in astonishment.
Ha, but true.
——The girl who is called the "Successor of Heavenly Law" by humans and gods has walked around the world throughout the ages and has never regarded herself as a "human" or a "god". She always thought so, smiling as she walked through the abyss and drew her bow string to the fullest.
She hunted her own "group", and also hunted the stray intruders who were struggling between life and death... And then lowered her eyes.
"Ah, good night, little one."
"You will have a good dream this time, please rest in peace."
He curled his lips briskly, and there was no one around. In the waves surging in the darkness were endless twisting monsters, including her.
Later people were always curious about her true identity, and the girl would occasionally jokingly hold some people's hands and slowly put them into the open hole in her chest.
Hug the other person like a hug and ask on a whim: "How do you feel?"
The skirmisher's mood was complicated. He was also holding the girl in his arms, but in this intimate posture, only he could see... The blood and flesh were intertwined ferociously, losing the original order.
The cold debris settled in the body, and strength and strength fought with each other, like a terrifying colosseum.
A body that is stranger than the experimental subject sitting two seats next door...
"Well... My lord, be gentle."
"You squeezed it too tight. That thing was originally my heart."
She frowned slightly and smiled softly.
The young man couldn't help but feel horrified, and subconsciously raised his eyes and looked over——
The extremely inhuman golden eyes were as dangerous as a wild beast staring at its prey.
And under that seemingly gentle, tender and sweet smile... The sinister and absurd thoughts are curled up there, quietly looking at the world from within the body.
A natural..."Successor"?
Rather, she is a dormant monster.
She likes her old boss more than anyone else, and she loves this world more passionately than anyone else.
Of course, she wanted to witness the glorious withering moment more than anyone else.
If you ask, you might be able to get an answer...
——"Huh?... Just curious."
★Protagonist Chaotic Evil Fun Man
★The character's three views are not the same as the author's three views
★First person, mainly sand sculpture style, lots of bugs
★Occasionally, there are episodes of sanity, and all members are mentally ill and evil.
★The heroine is a badass villain with a golden finger, and her strength exceeds the standard.
★Includes the darkening setting of good people. The cp is not yet known, but there will be no accidental stragglers.
★The world view is linked to the article next door "After Dressing as a Rich Man's Sister", but it is mainly a parallel world.
Intention: 996? It's better to start falling in love