[This story takes place in parallel time and space]
The fourth natural disaster
As an heirloom of Zhou Emperor Lao Ji's family, the game system started up again after sleeping for a long time.
The six-hundred-year period has arrived! The system reappears! He is determined to help the Ji family return to its peak and become the true Emperor of Zhou!
But why!
All the players he summoned ran to other countries without looking back?
What's so good about Qin? Tiger and wolf!
What's so good about Chu State? Barbarians!
What's so good about Sanjin? Rebellious traitor!
Holy shit! Why are there still people running to be Xirong? !
Oh my God! Why do people go straight to Greece to meet Plato? !
I'm going! The purpose of summoning you is to revitalize the Zhou Dynasty, not to build your own country and destroy the world!
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In the 21st century, a game called "Jiuzhou Fengyun" was born, allowing you to experience the real scenery of the Warring States Period. It is up to you to combine vertically and horizontally as you wish. There are hundreds of schools of thought for you to choose from. Come and unify the Central Plains!
#The mortality rate of junk games is too high! #
#I just wanted to plant some land, why did the Chu army come over?#
#Urgent, what should I do if I fall into Rong Di? #
# Urgently recruits an eloquent political advisor#
#xiaxuegong debate competition live broadcast, don't wait until time is up#
#Confucius and Mencius think of Zhu Yan and ask who is the master of China? #
#MoviolateConfucianism#
#FarmhousebeatsConfucianism#
# Confucianism violently beats the politicians#
#Zhenghengjia is back with his army! #
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Players and princes are all as excited as a chicken: Make trouble! Make trouble! Make trouble! Political reform! Political reform! Political reform! Kill Qin, destroy Chu, and pacify the three Jins; America, Australia, Asia and Europe! Steppes, islands, the Mediterranean!
Jiuding: Stop it! ! !
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[Explanation] "Kill Qin, destroy Chu, and pacify the three Jins" is just because these three forces are very powerful, and it is very impressive to write like this. It does not mean that this plot will definitely happen, and the country will definitely be destroyed in this order.
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Take a look at the advance receipt:
"The Female Director's Boyfriend Will Always Be Eighteen"
Romance + Movie
Film was just born, and it was far from being called the seventh art. Montage was still an unknown foreign word with a French feel. Film editing was considered a simple job that did not require skills. The salary was sparse, not valued, and was mostly performed by women.
Before time travel, Mercedes was a glorious street kid.
After time travel, Mercedes was still a glorious street kid.
Nationality is changing, race is changing, year is changing, time and space are changing, only the fact that you can't find a job will never change.
Pulled into the studio by a friend who couldn't stand it, Mercedes picked up film for the first time.
Then, I never put down the film again in my life.
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Mercedes has only done one thing in her life, and that is to define what movies are.
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Although Mercedes' contribution to film is enough to be included in the history of art and her name will be remembered into the next century, what people talk about most about her is her legendary marriage story, that is, how she quickly married a real estate tycoon after cheating on the father of the movie, and how she divided his property after the real estate tycoon became old and lustful, and found a boyfriend who was twenty-three years younger than her with a net worth of hundreds of millions.
Later generations summarized her love history this way - "Mercedes' Boyfriend Will Always Be Eighteen"
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"I Lurked an Elephant in Ancient Times"
Survival in the wilderness in the early stage and infrastructure construction in the later stage.
In ancient times, monsters and monsters were rampant.
The main attack, the CP is the elephant spirit Ayu, who appeared relatively late.
Story version introduction:
Ancient times.
Fire is a gift from the gods, a bit of brilliance that humans cringe on the ground and strive for.
The Sui people brought the method of making fire to the tribe, but they offended the gods and were expelled from the tribe.
Survive your way to the north.
Countless monsters, birds of prey, and humans who were abandoned by the gods gathered around Suiren.
When the god remembered and looked back, Sui Man already had a dog in his left hand and a cat in his right hand, sitting on countless fertile fields and thousands of pottery kilns.
The god couldn't help but fell into deep thought:
If I apologize now, will he let me pet his cat?
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Introduction to cp version:
It is said that humans are as cute in the eyes of elephants as cats and dogs are in the eyes of humans.
As a majestic Asian elephant, Yu has never seen such cute creatures as humans!
Especially the human named Suiren, with his black hair, big eyes, small hands and feet, and small body, he is so cute!
He just won't let me masturbate, and when he masturbates, he will stab himself with stones QAQ
In order to better lull in human beings, Yu worked hard and practiced hard. Finally, he acquired the human form and could lull in human beings freely!
... Why does my butt hurt every time after masturbating?
Yu fell into deep thought.
Intention: Everyone is working hard to live and run towards a better direction