Unorthodox text:
My memory began with a fire when I was nine years old. The police asked me to sign the witness protection plan after losing all my memory. They told me that all my family members were dead. I didn't even know my real name. I got a false identity, and then lived in many adoptive families for various reasons. Now I met five idiots at the same time. They regarded me as their son, and they all wanted to be my father. They said they would protect me, but they all died before me.
There was a huge explosion on the floor where Yan Er, who was not wearing anti-explosion suits, was hanging high on the Ferris wheel. Jinpei died unwillingly after failing to avenge Hagi. Jing Guang committed suicide by opening a wooden warehouse with his identity exposed. The squad leader died in a car accident before he proposed and his girlfriend also went with him...
I was reborn before graduating from the police academy and beat them up hard: "Everyone is dead, why are you protecting me? Why don't you ask your father to come and get you?" The five passive people who had an extra father began to beat me in a group. As a father, what can I do? I can only forgive them, and then start planning a relief plan for my stupid sons.
Literary edition copy:
——"We are the five petals of the cherry blossom, and you, the youngest, are our stamens."
——No, I don't want to be the stamen that you protect, I want to be the calyx that protects you.
The whole text is light-hearted and is a rare and sweet article by Ke Tong.
Zaizi wine codename: Aunt Roberta is a super deceptive wine that looks like a blueberry milkshake, but its actual recipe contains various spirits. Warm reminder: Don't be fooled.
Demining:
1. Without cp, the author is single and cannot write sweet feelings.
2. Rescue the five members of the police academy and Mingmei
3. The author's writing style is from an elementary school student, OOC warning, the protagonist is very powerful, the author's IQ is touching, it is not the protagonist's problem.
4. There are a lot of private settings, and the whole text is out of context. Sometimes comments may affect my settings, so please comment and give me advice.
Purpose: Relief the police academy team