Are All You Straight Men Like This?

Full text completed [The new article next door has been opened, "Save the Male Protagonist", I hope everyone will support ovo+] ——Ye Ran felt that his straight roommate seemed to be fishing for him. * [Work seriously, be gentle, keep etiquette, and be polite. The little angel Shou The straight male roommate is a well-known male figure in the university town. He is handsome, taciturn, and aloof from thousands of miles away. He is a flower on the high mountain that everyone knows. Love letters are received mercilessly and there are countless suitors, both male and female. Ye Ran called Faxiao quite sadly to complain. Fa Xiao listened and understood: "I understand, you want to chase him." Ye Ran: "?" Fa Xiao: "I support you." Ye Ran: "..." Fa Xiao: "I am very experienced in chasing people. I have chased so many handsome guys. Once I confess my love, I will know whether they agree or not." There are only a few ways to chase people. 1. Asking questions 2. Careful 3. Gentleness and carelessness … Ye Ran said bitterly: "Actually..." Fa Xiao understood again: "I understand, you don't understand, right?" He gave an example: "When he is sick, you take care of him, buy him medicine and give him water, just to ask for help; when he has a need, you immediately satisfy him, and you always pay attention to his circle of friends, it is to be considerate; when he is sad, sad, and wronged, you come to comfort him, it is to be gentle and gentle." Ye Ran was silent for a long time after listening. All at once: "What if he did this to me?" Fa Xiao: "?" Ye Ran's ears were red, and his voice was soft: "He... He also asked me to wear his clothes, join the same club as him, take me out to travel... And, and..." Fa Xiao couldn't help but urge: "What else are you doing?" Ye Ran: "You hugged me to sleep when you were drunk." Fa Xiao: "Tsk." Fa Xiao: "Cunning straight man." Fa Xiao: "Bah, scheming 1." … Ten minutes later. Fa Xiao: "The flight tickets have been booked." Ye Ran: "Huh? Are you going back to China?" Fa Xiao: "Yes." Fa Xiao: "When it comes to falling in love, it's more interesting to watch other people talk about it." Reading tips: 1. Daily flow, commemorating the end of my college life 2. Attack with many tricks, fishing type, only catch the recipient 3. The scenes before falling in love and the scenes after falling in love should be similar. I really like the silent ambiguity before the window paper is punctured. ——Advance payment—— "You act yours, I'll learn mine" [A fool, a clingy dog, clinging to the mirror, self-pitying, a 'delicate flower', attacking, turning a blind eye, ruthless iron hand, buying and selling top students with a hammer] High School Campus 1v1+++he++Daily Easy Streaming++Heavenly Boyfriend Series++Micro Educational Live Broadcast (Replay Used, Not Much) * In education reform, Beicheng No. 1 Middle School and Nancheng No. 1 Middle School jointly launched a half-year cooperative teaching model. An exchange student is parachuted into the experimental class. According to rumors, the exchange student smokes, perms his hair, fights in groups, and does all kinds of evil. However, he has a wealthy father who can settle everything with money. At the beginning of the new semester, in order to express his concern for the transfer students, Shi Yan went to the airport to pick them up on behalf of his class teacher. As soon as he entered the airport, he witnessed the star chasing scene. The scene was so loud that when he was almost knocked down, a hand helped him up. The owner of the hand descended from the sky with a bright smile. His face was as handsome as the star who was about to appear. His smile was warm and a bit shy, and his shyness was a bit hesitant to say: "Handsome guy, you stepped on my toes." Shi Yan looked at him expressionlessly, and then looked at the photos sent by his class teacher on his phone. The goods are not right for the board, and the pieces are not right for the people. It's you. * As the squad leader, Shi Yan had to shoulder the responsibility of "guardian of exchange students". As a reliable minor, Shi Yan was quite critical of this. "No." The newly transferred exchange student is pretentious, narcissistic, lazy and clingy. He talks all day long and has to live in the same dormitory. He has to sing with him during the online joint performance of the two schools. He has to go to the library to sleep with him when studying on his days off. Even the female monitor of the next class has to step in when Shi Yan expresses his love for her and put her arms around Shi Yan's shoulders to confess her affectionately. "You must not like him as much as I do." The female class monitor covered her face shyly: "... QUQ, I knew it." Shiyan: "?" You bitch, withdraw your nonsense within three seconds. The dog talks nonsense: "The relationship between our brothers is stronger than gold." A passer-by said: "... Evil." What a fucking arrogant couple. Shi Yan: "..." He declared. From this second on, there will be one less living person named Jiang Yan in this world. * After getting along for a long time, Shi Yan was tired and found that Jiang Yan was different from the rumors. It is rumored that Jiang Yan bullies others, is ruthless, and does all kinds of evil because of his status as a school bully. In fact, Jiang Yan is idle and idle, acting as a mentally retarded person every day because of his status as an exchange student. He is so mentally retarded that he can't even sleep on his own. He climbs into his bed every day, euphemistically saying it feels like home. Considering the image of Peking University, Shi Yan endured it until one day, he saw Jiang Yan stepping on the shoulder of a gangster in an alley outside the school. He lowered his head carelessly and angrily, and asked with a chuckle: "Are you still looking for death?" Shi Yan: "..." Your awesome coaxing looks don't sound like a retard at all. After a few seconds of silence, he walked into the alley with an expressionless face. Under Jiang Yan's rare blank gaze, he grabbed his collar and walked out, "Sleep by yourself tonight." Mission: Don't be afraid of difficulties and never give up