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As a top student who cheated all the time, Yi Hongdou accidentally passed on a scumbag student with severe learning difficulties. The sudden change of identity often makes Yi Hongdou forget that he is a bad student, so——
When the top students in the class discussed buying exercise books,
Academic A: I heard that Huanggang and Hengshui recently jointly released a set of papers. Do you want to buy it?
Academic B: Of course I have to buy it
Academic A and B:? ? ?
When the teacher asks a question: Who can answer this question on the blackboard?
Top academics: Me, me, me!
Yi Hongdou: Me, me, me!
After Yi Hongdou was called up, affected by the constitution of a poor student, he fell silent while looking at the questions on the blackboard: I think I can go back to my seat and think about it.
Everyone:...
When a boy in the class confesses: Yi Hongdou, I like you.
Yi Hongdou: Sorry, we are not suitable.
Boy: What's inappropriate?
Yi Hongdou: I don't like to play with people whose math scores are below 150.
Boy:? ? ?
Later, some students saw that Yi Hongdou and Xin Heyu, the top student among the top students, were often stuck together.
Someone asked: What are you doing?
Yi Hongdou: Study.
Xin Heyu: Falling in love.
The two people looked at each other and saw shock in each other's eyes.
After the college entrance examination, Yi Hongdou's name appeared on the school's honor list, and she was admitted to Tsinghua University with a total score of 705 points in xx High School.
A true academic scumbag who only wants to study. No one can win over him.
VS
A real academic master who only cares about his deskmate. He still wants to flirt even if he can't.
Purpose: Study hard and serve the country