As more and more people ascend, the number of gods in heaven skyrockets
The Ministry of Human Resources has decided to conduct internship assessments for immortals under 400 years old to accumulate merit. If they fail the assessment, they will have to practice cultivation again.
After becoming an immortal in Yaochi, after 399 years and 364 days of gathering her soul, she just transformed into a small carp with a stable human form: Pond Carp:
Grass, a curse word. I looked at you for sure, someone wants to mess with me!
So I look at 21 in appearance and 12 in height.
Became the oldest senior among the interns
Since then, people have often seen——
A 20-year-old glamorous female star, a 30-year-old aloof female CEO, and a 70-year-old white-bearded old Taoist priest went to find Chi Li with a pot of shrimps:
"Sister Li, please help me with my performance appraisal at the end of this month!"
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A restaurant opened in Xiqiao City, and the name of the person who came to deliver flower baskets went from a big figure in metaphysics to a top figure in the entertainment industry.
Many people come here out of curiosity
But I saw a little girl in a red coat sitting in the shop, peeling shrimp and slowly raising her head: Do you want good luck? Worship me and bring me a basin of fresh shrimps
At first, passers-by rolled their eyes:? What kind of restaurant is this? The customer cooks for the boss?
Later, after I made my wish with the mentality of giving it a try: my waist no longer hurts and my legs no longer feel weak, my family has more money than I can use up, and the old hen that has not laid eggs for many years has given birth to seven babies... All of my wishes have come true!
Sister Li, please help me get promoted and get rich, and my family will be healthy!
The little carp who earns performance by lying flat: merit? Sprinkle some water~
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The Three Realms have been at peace for thousands of years. The former God of War Pei Xiu had no choice but to give up martial arts and become a human being in heaven.
Colleagues fear his anger, and subordinates fear his majesty.
Only the little carp under the Yao Pond can have a good conversation with him
Count the time, the little carp will turn into a human form soon
Pei Xiu wanted to express his feelings to her that day
However, the little carp: finally takes human form! I want to play! I want to fall in love! Let me think about it, should I choose the god of fire in the catering department or the god of wealth in the canteen...
Pei Xiu kicked over the Pipi shrimp that he had just arranged in the shape of a heart: You're talking about a bullshit relationship, go to the internship!
The 7-second memory of the little carp x the vinegar male virtue master HR God of War
Private facilities as big as mountains
Motto: Good things will happen if you work hard
