Pre-receipt of "The Villain Sends Me Warmth" Gay Friend Wu Yuzijiang's pre-receipt of "Being a Control Group with the Wrong Kind of Love Brain in Love"
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Lin Nianci posted an anonymous post on the jade slip five years ago, conducting a profound analysis of the new demon lord of the Demon Realm.
But before she could finish analyzing the post, she accidentally fell into a mirage.
By the time she climbed out of the mirage after a narrow escape, her fellow disciples had already found her replacement.
The new junior sister has a sweet-tongued personality and a rare gift of the best Tianlingen, but she cannot tolerate the taciturn and average-talented Lin Nianci, who has framed her many times.
Her fellow masters were harsh on her in every possible way because of her junior sister. She took responsibility for her junior sister's mistakes and took the blame for her junior sister's troubles.
When he was feeling disheartened, a large bold red character suddenly appeared on the jade slip.
Troll: "Is the original poster dead? It's been five years and there's still no update?"
Lin Nianci was extremely angry. For the first time, she violated the principles and started to output like crazy. She scolded this person called a troll for three days and three nights, until the Jade Slip's spiritual power was exhausted.
After scolding, Lin Nianci suddenly realized that he seemed to be very happy now?
From then on, everyone in Wanling Sect discovered that Junior Sister Lin had changed.
Senior Brother: "Why doesn't Junior Sister use forbidden arts on others, but uses it on you?"
Lin Nianci: "Why can other senior brothers speak human language, but you can't?"
Junior brother: "She is your junior sister, you must forgive her."
Lin Nianci: "If she calls me daddy, I can still consider it."
Fellow student: "Junior sister is so nice, why do you have to be so aggressive?"
Lin Nianci: "What are you barking at? I'm obviously not good at words."
In the past, Lin Nianci respected the elderly and loved the young, and never spoke out when he was wronged. Now Lin Nianci: "Fuck Nianci!"
——
Lin Nianci met a man in white.
Men are rarely taciturn and will not retaliate even when scolded.
Lin Nianci seemed to have seen his old self.
So, whenever a man was verbally attacked, she would scold him back.
Until one day, she accidentally glanced at the man's jade slip.
ID: troll.
Lin Nianci:?
Food guide: 1. The male protagonist is very bad and the female protagonist is not a good person either
2.1V1, sc, HE
3. The hero loses his horse later in the story, but will not lose his horse in the early stage.
I am a cultivator, please don't be too serious.
2022.2.14
The next book "The Villain Gives Me Warmth"
Mingying had a dream. In the dream, she was the cannon fodder female supporting character in a novel. Not only was she robbed of her opportunity and her cultivation was stagnant, she was also exploited and framed, and fell into the evil circle by mistake. In the end, she was devoured by evil spirits and died at the age of twenty.
After waking up
Mingying (surprised): I can actually live to be twenty? Good.
Xianyu Mingying turned over, doing whatever she needed to do when it was time to sleep, and continued to lie flat, unmoved.
Until she met Yan Heng, the villain of the original book.
Yan Heng is a lunatic, switching back and forth between gentle and considerate and violent and irritable every day, just like a schizophrenic.
He could look at her gently and say, "Come on, A Ming, let me give you some sweets."
After feeding him, he would immediately turn his back and would not respond to anyone except Mingying.
He could protect her behind him and fight off those who bullied her.
After the beating, I will be so angry that I can't eat.
Mingying: He is so cute!
Once, she thought life was boring, living more and less, and it didn't matter how she lived.
Now, she hopes that she and Yan Heng can be safe and healthy and live a long life.
——
Yan Heng is a half-demon. He was expelled by others and bullied by demons. He felt resentful in his heart and took pleasure in bullying others and defeating demons.
One day, he was forced to bind something that claimed to be a system. If he wanted to unbind, he had to give warmth to a disciple named Mingying.
Yan Heng couldn't resist, and finally gave in with a sullen face. From then on, he started a daily life of being gentle and considerate when doing tasks, but irritable and angry after completing the tasks.
He worked hard to provide warmth and finally completed the task after a few years.
But why doesn't he want to leave?
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Gay friend Wu Yuzijiang's article "Being a control group with the gay love brain in a love TV show"
When Ye Sui'an woke up, he discovered that he and Shao Mo were the control group cannon fodder in a romance novel.
In the book, netizens believed that the sweetness of her and Shao Mo's CP combination was too fake. She was questioned about coming to variety shows to make money, but was ridiculed by the entire Internet, and finally quit the entertainment industry.
Ye Sui'an: Thank you, I have long wanted to quit the entertainment industry.
So, Ye Sui'an decided to play freely, but he told lies anyway.
The show starts,
Other groups show affection: baby, kiss~I love you~mua~
Netizen: Ahhhhh, so sweet!
Ye Sui'an and Shao Mo:
Ye Sui'an leaned over and held up Shao Mo's head: "Idiot, kiss me."
Shao Mo (shy): =v=
A smell of garlic hit my face.
Ye Sui'an: Yue——!
Netizen: Look, you've seen your true form, right? I just said they are not sweet at all!
Other combinations:
Man: Baby, you smell so good today~
Woman: Honey, I sprayed perfume~
The two looked at each other and smiled, and their sweetness instantly exploded.
Netizen: Ahhhhh, so sweet!
Ye Sui'an and Shao Mo:
After watching the other groups' intimate interactions, Ye Sui'an turned to Shao Mo and said, "I'll give you a good smell."
Shao Mo stretched out his head (expectedly): What?
Ye Sui'an turned around and took out a small toy that could release odor: Pfft~
Shao Mo: Ugh——!
Netizen: Well... It seems like I'm dating that piece of shit!
The show is halfway through,
Shao Mo took out the potato chips and fed them to Ye Sui'an's mouth, and complained to her lonely about the online comments: Look at others, they are so sweet, but look at us, they are so fake!
Ye Sui'an remembered the original plot and nodded heavily: It was indeed fake!
Other guests (angry): Are you kidding me? ? ?
Netizen (excited): It's so fake but so real!
The program is over,
Reporters interviewed Ye Sui'an and Shao Mo: How do you two achieve such authenticity in the show?
Two people (confused): What? Reality? What are you talking about? ? ?
Purpose: Learn to resist injustice and strengthen yourself