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Dean is a wizard in the south of the pole. After finally getting out of the gate, he found that his castle had been destroyed.
He fell into a completely unfamiliar forest, with only a dilapidated cabin next to him.
De·Otaku·Rich·Ann: No! I can't take it, my castle! My potion! My beloved potion garden!
With an unknown origin, gorgeous appearance and strange behavior, De'an was ostracized when he arrived here. Only a turtle with intellectual disability was willing to follow him to start a career from scratch.
He sent the little turtle out to survey the environment, preparing to resume his old business and find some magical plants to brew potions to support himself.
Two hours later, the slow little turtle came back to him and gave him good news and bad news.
Dean looked into the little turtle's eyes, tried his best to suppress the urge to twitch at the corner of his mouth, and said, "Let's tell you the bad news first."
"There are not many valuable magical plants nearby. There are only smelly mushrooms that contain extraordinary power."
He pinched his brows, his throat was sore, and asked with a hint of hope: "What about the good news?"
"The good news is there are a lot of stinky butt mushrooms!"
What good news! Fall!
Dean thought that life would not change much in another world. Planting magic plants, boiling magic potions, and at most doing some transactions would be all there was to life.
However, at some point, the name of the Witch God in the forest gradually spread throughout the other world's continent.
Some people call him the true god who only exists in the world, while others think he is an evil god who came into the world to punish all living beings. Rumor has it that he has thousands of ferocious minions and countless bloody plants. He can take away a person's heartbeat in minutes, and he can also save the lives of dying people while talking and laughing.
De'an looked speechlessly at the cross-eyed tortoise and the snake coiled up like stool next to him, and then at the magic plant that looked like a water tank under his hand, and fell into silence.
De'an: Don't spread rumors if you don't believe them, thank you.
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I couldn't write the jokes I had before, so I returned to my old profession.
The story of the wizard who lived in the forest
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One Thousand and One Superpowers of Otaku [End Times]
The mysterious energy leaked and ghosts were rampant, forming small magnetic fields in various places and turning them into ghost realms.
The chance of survival of humans who accidentally fall into it is extremely low, the world has fallen into terror, and public security has also fallen to the bottom.
In order to cope with the crisis, several people with special abilities and moral sense were hired from the private sector and a special police station was established.
Xiang Gaoyuan is one of them.
An emergency occurred on the Haishi subway. Hundreds of people were trapped in the moving subway, playing the 'game' of getting on and off the train with the subway ghosts.
At the moment of crisis, a sturdy passenger got on the bus from the transfer station, playing children's songs that were incompatible with the atmosphere on his mobile phone.
Someone kindly wanted to tell him to run away.
But he saw the man put down his mobile phone with a serious face, turned around and faced the subway ghost that was broken into two sections, raised his hands into fists in front of his chest, and posed with his legs half-bent, as if he was constipated.
"Please do this with me!"
The rough voice didn't match the cute children's song at all. The next second, the two body parts of the trolley ghost stuck together uncontrollably, assuming the same posture, "I'll do this with you."
The crowd's eyes at the pervert instantly turned to admiration, and they surrounded him.
For a moment, Xiang Gaoyuan relived the horror of being watched by a group of men because he exercised too much in the gym.
The scene of the hostage kidnapping.
Xiang Gaoyuan slowly put on the black silk stockings and was forced to take the edge. He successfully controlled the kidnapper's hands and rescued the hostages.
Encountered a female ghost who forcibly kidnapped a living person for secret marriage.
Xiang Gaoyuan tearfully licked a passing stray dog, and the dog licking power was activated. The female ghost instantly became a loyal dog lover and gave up her living husband who cried for his father and mother.
…
Xiang Gao Yuan, an older otaku, died countless times in society due to his superpowers in his first year of working as a public servant, and for the first time he reflected on his hobbies.
If he had known that his powers would be awakened, he would have done nothing to become a secondary ape!
Motto: Hard work will lead to rewards
Reader comments
? ? ! Hahahahahahahaha, help Yunpian, what are you doing, Yunpian?
Silly snake, cute
Dean: Xisha City is very prosperous.
Mrs. Zhang: Got it. Conquer Xisha City, believers!
The male protagonist should compensate the green snake
I really like watching daily life. Niu Hua has built a heater.
It's so healing, these daily routines
Little snake, there is one, cute haha
Businessman becomes ambassador
Why do I feel like it's over as soon as it started?
It's funny to imagine the mushroom crying ( ̄▽ ̄)σ
The monsters are very, very cute, but there are some scenes that always bother me, and I'm still too timid.
Damn, do you still update this book? Please come back and write [Make Me Well]
The shielding in Jinjiang is so difficult to understand. What is there to shield about the name of God?
"We don't all agree" is a big bug for the author~
Not quite the same
"You can't live here either" is a big bug for the author~
can't hurt
Team leader? ? ? Isn't captain a modern word? It's so strange. This article started out as a fusion of the Middle Ages and the Western Middle Ages, and now it's using vocabulary from the decades, hahaha
_Wow, it's going to be over so soon
[Sanhua Cat Head] Happy National Day! Everything goes smoothly~ There will be extra updates [please][poor][poor][poor]
Come on! I like the writing so much
Congratulations on the completion, I like to see the daily routine
Ah ~ I am so satisfied! Congratulations on the completion
Congratulations on the completion! I hope I can write more about daily interactions!
I just saw this article now, it's so delicious, the teacher must write it down TT
To catch a bug, at the end of the third natural paragraph: "She will cut corners in her training, and she won't bring the people Captain Paris brought because of nothing else." Natsumi is a typo.
If you want to make an extra update, you don't need to have a red envelope, but you must have one if you want to add an extra update.
? ? ! Hahahahahahahaha, help Yunpian, what are you doing, Yunpian?
Silly snake, cute
Dean: Xisha City is very prosperous. Mrs. Zhang: Got it. Conquer Xisha City, believers!
The male protagonist should compensate the green snake
I really like watching daily life. Niu Hua has built a heater.
It's so healing, these daily routines
Little snake, there is one, cute haha
Businessman becomes ambassador
Why do I feel like it's over as soon as it started?
It's funny to imagine the mushroom crying ( ̄▽ ̄)σ
The monsters are very, very cute, but there are some scenes that always bother me, and I'm still too timid.
Damn, do you still update this book? Please come back and write [Make Me Well]
The shielding in Jinjiang is so difficult to understand. What is there to shield about the name of God?
"We don't all agree" is a big bug for the author~ Not quite the same
"You can't live here either" is a big bug for the author~ can't hurt
Team leader? ? ? Isn't captain a modern word? It's so strange. This article started out as a fusion of the Middle Ages and the Western Middle Ages, and now it's using vocabulary from the decades, hahaha
_Wow, it's going to be over so soon
[Sanhua Cat Head] Happy National Day! Everything goes smoothly~ There will be extra updates [please][poor][poor][poor]
Come on! I like the writing so much
Congratulations on the completion, I like to see the daily routine
Ah ~ I am so satisfied! Congratulations on the completion
Congratulations on the completion! I hope I can write more about daily interactions!
I just saw this article now, it's so delicious, the teacher must write it down TT
To catch a bug, at the end of the third natural paragraph: "She will cut corners in her training, and she won't bring the people Captain Paris brought because of nothing else." Natsumi is a typo.
If you want to make an extra update, you don't need to have a red envelope, but you must have one if you want to add an extra update.