The most powerful Celestial Master Wen Ming transformed into a top star, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he was at the center of the black vortex of the entire Internet.
The original owner was forced to take the blame for his younger brother, and even just announced his retirement from the entertainment industry.
Dad: "Mingming, you will love and protect your brother, right?"
Fiancé: "How can you compare to your brother who has withdrawn from the circle?"
Agent: "Since it has lost its value, just step in for your brother in the final variety show!"
Wen Ming: Haha, I'm afraid you don't know how to write the word dad!
However, the original owner's last wish still needs to be fulfilled. Let me first see what the theme of the final variety show is.
A supernatural test of courage?
Oops.
When the show started, barrages flew across the screen: "He is most afraid of ghosts. I bet he won't be able to hold on for three minutes!"
In the small dark room, the female ghost bared her teeth and claws, laughing loudly.
"Click." Wen Ming moved his wrist.
The female ghost was stunned for a moment, then she rotated 360 degrees and smoothly slid to her knees, swishing into the bottle in Wen Ming's hand, and fastened the lid in a dog-legged manner.
Audience:? ? ?
Soon, Wen Ming became a unique phenomenon-level myth in the entertainment industry and the most unspeakable taboo in the ghost world!
His phone is full of invitations.
A famous film and television director relies on him to catch ghosts to survive, and he is given the male lead as a reward;
The top screenwriters in the country asked him to calculate and exorcise evil spirits and directly write customized scripts for him;
Even Master Xuanmen, whose eyes were as high as his head, lowered his head: "Why are you so awesome!"
The fiancé cried bitterly and begged for reconciliation, while the scumbag father regretted it and begged for forgiveness.
Fans regretted that they wrongly blamed a good man, waving their money and just wanted to spend money on him.
Wen Ming: "... Rang Rang, you are blocking me from catching ghosts."
One day, the ghosts gathered together to discuss for a long time, and blocked Wen Ming with murderous intent, "The Ghost King will make the decision for us and eradicate you!"
Wen Ming watched silently as the Ghost King with a solemn expression landed in front of him.
In the expectant eyes of all the ghosts, Wen Ming said: "Is this the foreign aid you called? But he just confessed to me yesterday."
Ghosts:? ? ?
Small theater:
It is rumored on the Internet that Ming does not adhere to male ethics and has close relationships with many men!
The Ghost King's eyes widened: "Who is there!"
Ghosts: "He went to the amusement park with a black-haired boy the day before yesterday!"
Ghost King: "... That's me."
The ghosts glanced at their boss: "Yesterday he entered the hotel with a silver-haired male model!"
Ghost King: "... That's me too."
The ghosts glanced at their boss again: "He is actually having sex with a little tom cat, his expression is ambiguous, he is extremely perverted!"
The Ghost King finally showed a hint of trepidation, with a slightly red face: "... To be honest, it's still me."
The way the ghosts looked at their boss finally changed.
Excuse me, thank you!
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Since becoming a spirit was not allowed after the founding of the People's Republic of China, the apprentice Celestial Master inherited his family's secret knowledge, but had nowhere to put it to use and lived in a miserable life.
One day, a cold system voice suddenly sounded in his mind: "Ding dong, congratulations on entering the unlimited streaming game. You will enter countless incredible worlds and encounter endless terrifying monsters and monsters..."
The Heavenly Master stroked his shriveled wallet, a light suddenly appeared in his eyes, and murmured: "Are there endless demons and ghosts?"
The system said proudly: "Don't worry, fear is an emotion that all humans have..."
The Heavenly Master interrupted it and looked up to the sky with a smile: "Heaven sent us to prepare the work, with professional counterparts. Countless achievements are coming, hahahaha!"
System: "???"
Later, it realized what kind of supernatural and terrifying existence it had provoked.
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Yu Taixian is a twenty-year-old mermaid. According to the tradition of the mermaid clan, if you ascend to godhood before the age of twenty-five, you can stay young forever, otherwise you will grow old quickly.
Yu Taixian looked at himself in the mirror. If his stunning beauty withered and withered, it would be a waste!
Other mermaids are rushing to apply for the popular sect like the Koi God. There is only one spot to become a god, and it is extremely satisfying to be involved in life and death.
Only Yu Taixian lay on the rocks, thought for a moment, and chose a strange track with no competition.
He flicked his tail, clenched his fists, and shocked everyone——
"I am determined to be the Salted Fish King!"
Become the Salted Fish King in the human world, gain recognition from humans, and then ascend to become the Salted Fish God, dominating all the salted fish in the world!
For his own great career, Yu Taixian disguised himself as a human and got into the entertainment industry.
In the talent show, all the contestants put on beautiful makeup and their eyes were shining towards the camera.
Yu Taixian's eyes were dull, and he was lying down in the corner with the ugliest chicken coop on his head, deliberately covering 99% of his beauty.
Yoo Tae-hyun: "There can't be anyone uglier than me, plan pass. Jpg"
Audience: "Ah, ah, that little brother at the end is so handsome! Vote for him, vote for him, vote for him!!"
Yu Taixian: "???"
On the stage, all the contestants were working hard to show off their natural voices, and their high notes reached as high as the Himalayas.
Yu Taixian scratched his neck and yelled a few times, consciously shouting loudly until the whole place fell silent.
Yu Taixian: "I'm sorry, I really shame the mermaid family, the plan is clear. Jpg"
Audience: "Does the voice of WOC being kissed by God really exist? Vote for him, vote for him, vote for him!!"
Yu Taixian: "???"
On the audition set, everyone was vying for the role of a bathing beauty, and came up with 108 different ways to bathe.
Yu Taixian felt so comfortable in the water that he fell asleep directly on the rocks.
Yu Taixian: "Haha, please call me Xianyu Benxian. Plan Pass. Jpg"
Director: "I have found an actor who can perform such a beautiful sea bathing. You are the only one who can stop me!"
Yu Taixian: "???"
Later, classmate Yu Taixian became a top star in the entertainment industry. When being interviewed by the Mermaid Family, he stared into the distance and said quietly: "Actually, I have always wanted to be a salty fish. Do you believe it?"
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The earliest koi god in the legend of the mermaid tribe was a mermaid who was unsmiling and whose expression remained unchanged despite the collapse of Mount Tai.
However, after observing the human world for a long time, his expression finally cracked.
"I've reserved a quota for him, and he just..."
Why didn't he know that what he was receiving was the love of the Koi God!
Intention: After identity change, you are in adversity, with a good attitude, you fight back, and you push away the dark clouds and finally see the sun.
Reader comments
666, The author Shura Chang wrote it so well! So earthy, love watching it!
In this case, if the teacher gives a certain student privileges and agrees that he can skip some classes, does he still need to notify the monitor? . .
After a year, finally updated! Then it stopped again, woo woo woo
! I should keep what I'm watching, it's really uncomfortable to be stuck here.
The eunuch written by the teacher is completely my xp
I always feel that there is a conspiracy with that person named Xie.
Five hundred years! Good guy, another guy came to send it off
Lotte Cloud is that stupid? Can you please log off the assembly line quickly? You are completely insane.
Alas... This person is mentally retarded→_→
This Lotte Yun is really brainless. Can he retaliate faster? These plots are pretty much the same
I just have to believe you for once, huh (arrogant face)
Any news? Wouldn't it be better to just arrest him and question him? It's not a good thing anyway. Who knows whether what you say is true or false without resorting to some tricks?
Who is CP? He shouldn't be in love with his ancestors, right?
Sprinkle flowers and ask for more ducks, great! ! !
Wen Ming: Why don't everyone believe me and want to find those juniors?
Tied! Cry loudly!
Waiting for the update, my wife is hungry QAQ
Why hasn't it been updated yet?
Jingjing already has a brother who loves her very much
Damn, what a sudden update
Why? What happened? Madam
Author, why haven't you updated yet?
Author, you haven't updated for three months. I almost forgot.
Damn, how long have you not updated?
I've been saving it for so long, and I've been lonely, but I've only updated one chapter. It's been three months.
Tomorrow is the National Day (^_^) The author remembers to update
I just wanted to see today's update, but then I thought it was over.
666, The author Shura Chang wrote it so well! So earthy, love watching it!
In this case, if the teacher gives a certain student privileges and agrees that he can skip some classes, does he still need to notify the monitor? . .
After a year, finally updated! Then it stopped again, woo woo woo
! I should keep what I'm watching, it's really uncomfortable to be stuck here.
The eunuch written by the teacher is completely my xp
I always feel that there is a conspiracy with that person named Xie.
Five hundred years! Good guy, another guy came to send it off
Lotte Cloud is that stupid? Can you please log off the assembly line quickly? You are completely insane.
Alas... This person is mentally retarded→_→
This Lotte Yun is really brainless. Can he retaliate faster? These plots are pretty much the same
I just have to believe you for once, huh (arrogant face)
Any news? Wouldn't it be better to just arrest him and question him? It's not a good thing anyway. Who knows whether what you say is true or false without resorting to some tricks?
Who is CP? He shouldn't be in love with his ancestors, right?
Sprinkle flowers and ask for more ducks, great! ! !
Wen Ming: Why don't everyone believe me and want to find those juniors?
Tied! Cry loudly!
Waiting for the update, my wife is hungry QAQ
Why hasn't it been updated yet?
Jingjing already has a brother who loves her very much
Damn, what a sudden update
Why? What happened? Madam
Author, why haven't you updated yet?
Author, you haven't updated for three months. I almost forgot.
Damn, how long have you not updated?
I've been saving it for so long, and I've been lonely, but I've only updated one chapter. It's been three months.
Tomorrow is the National Day (^_^) The author remembers to update
I just wanted to see today's update, but then I thought it was over.