[Complete full text] Copywriting: Continuation of "Monster Kindergarten"
Qiwu is three years old this year and is the newly appointed little king of hell in the underworld. However, the underworld has been in decline for thousands of years, backward and poor, and cannot even afford her milk powder.
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Later, the little King of Hell, who couldn't drink enough milk, was packed up by the ghosts and gods, and sent to the human world together with the most handsome cold-faced judge. There were only two purposes here: to make money and learn to develop.
The little King of Hell and the judge looked at each other.
The judge suppressed his temper and put a small school bag on her back: "From now on, we will discuss our own affairs. I will call you Lord Yama, and you will call me Dad, okay?"
The little King of Hell held the bottle: "Okay, Judge Daddy."
But the ghosts and gods didn't expect that no matter how good-looking these two people are, they may not be able to do business.
Other live broadcast rooms in the variety show are about warm family life, but here the judge is taciturn and only carries the little King of Hell to the shrine and offers incense to her.
The children have many talents. Little Yama always talks to herself, saying that she jumped out of the cracks in the rocks.
The little King of Hell wanted to fly and walk through walls all day long. When she met someone who committed suicide, she flipped through the book of life and death and reasoned with them seriously: "It is very bad to die. Let me tell you quietly, the underworld is very poor, and the King of Hell can't even afford milk!"
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[What should I do if it's a bit nonsensical but cute at the same time?
After knowing the truth, the ghosts and gods said: "... Sooner or later it will be over."
Never would I have imagined that a father and daughter like this would become such a big hit in the human world, solving crimes for people, fulfilling dreams for ghosts, and bringing infinite merit to the underworld, saving the underworld from disaster.
[Zizai is so healed. Seeing Xiao Qiwu, the irritability at work every day has calmed down.
[The location Zaizai mentioned really dug up the tomb of a general from a thousand years ago!
[My great-grandmother, who has been dead for many years, told her in a dream that she could not get the signature of the King of Hell in the underworld. What does it mean if she asked me to get one?
[There are special channels. I saw that the staff of the Special Incident Management Office are very respectful to Zaizai.
[The Qiwu advertisement photo has been printed out. Should I hang it directly on the shrine to worship?
However, the restless ghosts in the underworld have calmed down, the level of development has improved rapidly, electricity and the Internet have been connected, and re-employment has been launched. The ghosts waiting in line for reincarnation no longer have to squeeze into the bridge, and they can still watch the live broadcast in the underworld every day to watch the Little King of Hell!
Ps: (There are many private settings, don't be too particular about it, it's just a story, no need to take it too seriously, I hope everyone enjoys reading) (Zai Zai has no emotional line, the emotional line belongs to his father, and the cp is the last two characters in the protagonist column, it's a personal setting, just compare your feelings)
Continuation copy: "After dressing up as the principal of a monster kindergarten"
Xiaoba assumed the role of the principal of a kindergarten in the mountains. Looking at the misty distant mountains and muddy mountain paths, Xiaoba's eyes darkened.
On the first day he took office, the children lined up obediently and stood in front of the kindergarten. They were all plump and prettier than the child stars on TV.
Xiaoba received a knowing blow, gritted his teeth and persisted, vowing to let the children get out of the mountains! Eat well and wear warm clothes! See the wider world!
Immediately afterwards, a parent came to the door with his child: "Director, our child went to the fierce demon class, and his tail was bald after he returned. Can he be transferred to the little demon class?"
Xiaoba: "???"
The child turned around, revealing the bald tail, and Xiaoba's eyesight went dark again.
If you look closely, the cubs in the kindergarten have horns on their heads, tails on their butts, and are running around with fluffy ears...
Xiaoba: ... It turns out that wearing a book is really not easy, and my seniors will not deceive me.
Xiaoba has been working hard. In order to satisfy the children's huge appetite, he followed others and started a live broadcast to make money - "Monster Kindergarten"
Passers-by came in out of curiosity and were immediately attracted by the cute ears and tails of the little monsters.
[These ears and tails are so real! Where to buy it! Is there a link?
Xiaoba: Hurry! Get rid of poverty and become rich, be a peripheral person!
[This little bunny actually doesn't like eating carrots!
Baby Rabbit: We rabbits really don't like to eat carrots!
[The little tiger spirit is too timid, which is quite cute.
Baby Tiger: But that peacock is so fierce!
Countless people offered rewards to know the location of the kindergarten, but found nothing. The live broadcast of Monster Kindergarten became a hit, and Xiaoba became the most popular beautiful principal on the Internet.
During another live broadcast, viewers noticed a tall, handsome man wearing a pink apron and a hat appeared in the camera.
Who is this? Stay away from my wife!
Xiaoba said calmly: "This is our kindergarten teacher."
As soon as he finished speaking, the child took off the man's hat, revealing his two long ears.
Fuck! Kindergarten actually recruits this kind of teacher? Where is the morality? Where is the address! Where are the contact details!
[Ah, ah, I won't tell whose fetish the long ears poke!
The man walked up to Xiaoba with the hat, leaned over, and said in a low and aggrieved voice: "The hat you bought is broken."
Intent: Warmth, healing, unity
Reader comments
I have been following it since the beginning of the novel, but forgot about it in the middle. After several months, I finished it in one go. I cried so much that my wife wrote it really well, as if she had really created a world, as if she was right next to us! The feeling of not having enough! Come on, madam!
At first, I came here with the mentality of reading a story about raising cubs. Later, I found that the road of patriotism is getting wider and wider. My tears are not worth it. After staying up late to read it, I dreamed that there was no one in the audience and everyone in the audience was a hero.
Looking at the name, I thought it was just a light-hearted and funny variety show with children that also catches ghosts. I was surprised to be moved to tears several times. It was so good!
I have finished reading it from early morning till now. I cried several times. It was so well written.
To tell a joke, I didn't read this book in Xiaolujiang at first. The reason was that I had no money to deposit coins. After reading it, I thought about it and made a comment. I liked this book very much and read it for 3 days. I was very happy on the first day, but on the second day I started to cry because of some characters. There are always regrets! A father who loves his son but can't express it clearly knows each other's preferences. The son will feel guilty because he didn't see his father for the last time... Fortunately, Zaizai finally talked it out. There are dogs and cats who have been waiting for their owners for 10 years. They just want to see if their owners are doing well. Even if their bodies are dead and their souls are still there, luckily the owners are still back. There are always surprises in life. There was a little girl who was seriously ill and wanted to fly a kite for the last time. Her cat always stayed with her. There are soldiers and good people who have sacrificed their lives to build the Qinghai-Tibet Railway. Even if they sacrifice their obsession, they still want to know whether the railway line will be completed and opened to traffic. In order not to reveal the intelligence, all the agents were killed without exception, 38 shots were fired, and 38 people were killed without exception. There are soldiers who died in other countries. Their obsession is whether the country is good or not. Fortunately, they have returned home. They have seen that today's prosperous world has lived up to their expectations. He loves Xu Sanniang and wants to avenge her. He has been looking for her for thousands of years, and his innocent heart remains the same. Even if some firefighters died, their obsession is still to be alone as often as possible. Zhong Zhao has been around for a thousand years, and even if he only has one soul, he still wants to find Mr. Su, the Mr. Su who is worthy of the people of the country... There are many, many, many. Su Wen has achieved perfection in the first time, and Zaizai has also made the ghost world better and better. The same goes for Ten Palaces. Although there are some bugs, I have to say that it is a very good novel.
Knock me to death, knock me to death, CP Xiangxiang TAT
Ah, can't you take me with you? I want to see them kiss too! ! !
Hahaha, God damn it. "Children will get needle eyes after watching this, unless you take me to watch it with you."
Watching, crying, giggling, tears streaming down your face involuntarily
It's so beautiful. As expected, if you want to read a good book, you have to be patient and look for it slowly.
It is our honor to be a part of their lives.
Can't you show me another one?
The extra is the finishing touch, all polished.
My parents' love is so sweet!
I'm done chasing it, wow wow, it's so cute, wait until I wipe away my tears and write a long review
愿太太来世身体康健
It's really good to read. I feel like many people can read it. It's a book that makes me cry while reading it.
From the housekeeper's book, I feel that the wife's emotional line becomes more and more smooth as it is written [dog head]
I cry so much that I burp in the front, but I roll with sweetness in the back.
I have been following it since the beginning of the novel, but forgot about it in the middle. After several months, I finished it in one go. I cried so much that my wife wrote it really well, as if she had really created a world, as if she was right next to us! The feeling of not having enough! Come on, madam!
At first, I came here with the mentality of reading a story about raising cubs. Later, I found that the road of patriotism is getting wider and wider. My tears are not worth it. After staying up late to read it, I dreamed that there was no one in the audience and everyone in the audience was a hero.
Looking at the name, I thought it was just a light-hearted and funny variety show with children that also catches ghosts. I was surprised to be moved to tears several times. It was so good!
I have finished reading it from early morning till now. I cried several times. It was so well written.
To tell a joke, I didn't read this book in Xiaolujiang at first. The reason was that I had no money to deposit coins. After reading it, I thought about it and made a comment. I liked this book very much and read it for 3 days. I was very happy on the first day, but on the second day I started to cry because of some characters. There are always regrets! A father who loves his son but can't express it clearly knows each other's preferences. The son will feel guilty because he didn't see his father for the last time... Fortunately, Zaizai finally talked it out. There are dogs and cats who have been waiting for their owners for 10 years. They just want to see if their owners are doing well. Even if their bodies are dead and their souls are still there, luckily the owners are still back. There are always surprises in life. There was a little girl who was seriously ill and wanted to fly a kite for the last time. Her cat always stayed with her. There are soldiers and good people who have sacrificed their lives to build the Qinghai-Tibet Railway. Even if they sacrifice their obsession, they still want to know whether the railway line will be completed and opened to traffic. In order not to reveal the intelligence, all the agents were killed without exception, 38 shots were fired, and 38 people were killed without exception. There are soldiers who died in other countries. Their obsession is whether the country is good or not. Fortunately, they have returned home. They have seen that today's prosperous world has lived up to their expectations. He loves Xu Sanniang and wants to avenge her. He has been looking for her for thousands of years, and his innocent heart remains the same. Even if some firefighters died, their obsession is still to be alone as often as possible. Zhong Zhao has been around for a thousand years, and even if he only has one soul, he still wants to find Mr. Su, the Mr. Su who is worthy of the people of the country... There are many, many, many. Su Wen has achieved perfection in the first time, and Zaizai has also made the ghost world better and better. The same goes for Ten Palaces. Although there are some bugs, I have to say that it is a very good novel.
Knock me to death, knock me to death, CP Xiangxiang TAT
Ah, can't you take me with you? I want to see them kiss too! ! !
Hahaha, God damn it. "Children will get needle eyes after watching this, unless you take me to watch it with you."
Watching, crying, giggling, tears streaming down your face involuntarily
It's so beautiful. As expected, if you want to read a good book, you have to be patient and look for it slowly.
It is our honor to be a part of their lives.
Can't you show me another one?
The extra is the finishing touch, all polished.
My parents' love is so sweet!
I'm done chasing it, wow wow, it's so cute, wait until I wipe away my tears and write a long review
愿太太来世身体康健
It's really good to read. I feel like many people can read it. It's a book that makes me cry while reading it.
From the housekeeper's book, I feel that the wife's emotional line becomes more and more smooth as it is written [dog head]
I cry so much that I burp in the front, but I roll with sweetness in the back.
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