Guard A: "Did you hear that your Majesty came back from calamity and brought a man with him?"
Maid B: "I heard that it was a love disaster caused by Your Majesty in the mortal world. The man who was promoted to God almost made Your Majesty mad to death."
Guard B: "I've heard about it a long time ago. I even saw it when I was patrolling that day! I seriously doubt that your Majesty is motivated by sexual desire in the mortal world!"
Maid Ding: "No, no, your Majesty, it's because he jumped repeatedly in the King of Hell's Palace in the mortal world."
A certain deity who had been spread rumors was looking at the man in front of him who smiled like a fox with black lines on his face, and his teeth were itching with hatred.
The man lay on the bed and said lazily: "Qingqing, I said you are mine."
A certain deity said: "Have you forgotten how I went through all the tribulations, huh?" A certain man who was strategizing made his body stiffen with a "hmm" and then he slowly sat up straight and said: "Qingqing, I bought you a new washboard, it's an artifact level." Under a certain deity's sinister smile, a certain man knelt up.
Intention: Positive and uplifting