Shun Takitani was qualified for the closed beta of Touken ooVR version. In order to make the game experience interesting, he chose to take over Dark Honmaru, but little did he know that at this time he had fallen into a complete trap.
He used the face pinching system to give himself a handsome two-thorned ape with sword-shaped eyebrows, starry eyes, and an awl chin. After all, it is common knowledge that all two-spined ape faces have an awl face.
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The hacked knife spirits heard that the new judge was about to arrive, and gathered together to prepare to give him a blow.
There were footsteps outside the hall door. Before the wooden door could be opened, the door panel was pierced by something and the entire door fell off.
The door panel came to them step by step, and a human voice came from above the thing that pierced the door panel: "I hope you can let me feel all kinds of pleasure."
As soon as he finished speaking, the door panel fell to the ground, revealing the true appearance of their God Judge.
Knife masters: Your fucking chin is sharper than the blade of our knives. Why don't you take care of this knife?
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Takiya Shun was walking in the courtyard and triggered the system for no reason. Only then did he deeply understand the true nature of this game.
[You find the pure white crotch on the clothes drying rack, you will:
1. Eat it
2. Put it on
3. Smell it deeply and intoxicatedly]
When he pressed option three, he heard the trembling sound of a knife behind him.
"Lord, what are you doing?"
[Your idiotic behavior has been discovered, you will:
1. Get rid of witnesses
2. Kill yourself
3. Say to the witness: Please help me put it on yourself]
Takiya Shun:? ? ?
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"Shocked!" The new judge actually did this to the knife man"
The source of inspiration is the Japanese light novel "The Love Obstacle Options in My Brain", which is also the source of some of the options in the article.
Note: This article has a male protagonist! The hero is the chin! But there aren't many emotional scenes, and the main thing is that the protagonist is just going around and around alone!
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The copy will be published on February 9, 2022
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My colleague finished the article: "I rely on sand sculptures to survive in the second dimension": In CP, there is the same sand sculpture article as this one
Naruto's two-part series "Daily Life of the Ninja Village Collapse" (formerly known as "Naruto from Meteor Street") cp Neji; "Naruto from the Akatsuki Organization" cp Sasuke
Completed the Danmei light novels "Sand Sculpture Demon King, Online Farming" and "Treacherous Minister Summoning System"
There are also some two-dimensional romance and other articles. If you are interested, you can check out the column.
Articles currently being serialized:
"The end of the world, but obey the law"
It's the end of the world, the world has changed, and zombies are rampant.
Good news: He has awakened the sign-in system. As long as he completes the sign-in task every day, he can become stronger or obtain supplies.
The bad news: The mission needs to comply with local laws and regulations.
When crossing the road you need to use a zebra crossing.
You can't spit - and you can't vomit blood either! Points deducted!
You must obey traffic lights.
See that old lady? You have to help her cross the street.
Lu Yao: "How can I tell if I have a zombie grandmother? Her teeth look better than mine?!"
Ten minutes later, Lu Yao dragged the zombies tied into rice dumplings across the road with a numb look on his face.
Who makes this sign-in reward damn sweet.
Passing Survivor A: What is that... Is it the terrifying BOSS in this city?
Survivor B: It seems to be human...
Survivor C: It would be even scarier if it was a human. He looked over and ran away...
Lu Yao turned around and yelled at them: "Don't run away, come on, come in and have a cup of tea——!!!"
His monthly task of inviting friends to his home has not yet been completed!
①The protagonist is neurotic + high IQ
②Sand sculpture·Apocalypse·Survival·Superpower
③There is no secondary CP, but there are many characters, and everyone is basically impressed by the protagonist (physically and mentally)
④Who said that charlatans can't be heartthrobs?
Intention: Face challenges with a positive attitude, face life with an optimistic attitude, and let happiness always follow you.
Reader comments
Damn, I feel so bad when I think that later readers won't be able to see the previous cover of the founder. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why can't the cover only have one good hope every time I see the cover it is randomly refreshed and randomly hurts passers-by and readers.
I seemed to have a bad dream when I took a nap in the afternoon...
I dreamed that in a dark and colorful laser night with colorful sunshine, Chiho was lying in the dark on an old tree that seemed to be inside the Big Bear 2, "Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow" cosplaying with cicadas. In the sky in the background, Yoshiya and Gojo Satoru, Xia Youjie flew out in pieces with a crooked nose and eyes in an extremely anti-human and model-like posture.
Kiyohiko yelled at Akashi Seijuro to blast, then took off his pants and rushed towards Tsuna, and was hit by Tsumugi with a trident...
Shun Takiya washed his hair with Naruto's expired milk in an upside-down position and ran naked, chewing glutinous rice in his mouth to make chewing wine. He was kneading armpit-flavored rice balls under his arms. At the same time, he was performing tonight's bedtime routine with Hasebe and others. . , Sakaguchi An next to him saw it and fainted, what is this? I feel dizzy when I look at it again. What is this? I feel dizzy after looking at it again,,, Dazai Osamu is cosplaying Noodle Man "Hey hey hey I am Noodle Man ∽" A lit up his eyebrows in a trance-like manner
The background sound is a gender-changed version of My Name is Dazai, as well as Nakahara Chuuya's barking sound,,, and seemingly Sister Carmen's laughter,,,,
And Cen Yan! ! ! He is cooking his strawberry mapo tofu stuffed charcoal buns that scream "a bag of oil", and the squirming noodles...
Cen said that he was still selling to Mr. Tuo his enchanted hell black tea that could crawl...
Have a fever? Has my brain evolved to this level? . . So dazed,,,
Although it is finished, I feel it is a bit unbalanced, Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. Mrs.! Madam, please replace this cover with the old one! It was that cover when this article was published not long ago, the cover with the chin.
Four brushes [Let me be healthy] I must say that even after a few years, I can't find any other article that is as curious as this article. . . . I can't even feel the pain in my stomach when I see Wen Xiao. . . . . In a way, it instantly improved my tolerance and laughter. . Um. .
After reading it, I actually started following it from the time of this thousand-word list. After a period of crazy pursuit, I can still think of some people at that time, such as Ke Miao - I still remember Ke Miao saying that he used to call "You are Feng'er..." And later because of that The name was changed for the sake of writing. Ke Miao really has the style of a wife, and people can't help but sigh that she is a pro-author and reader (ok, it's weird to use the word pro here, but my original intention is to make it give people the feeling of "father and son"). Her creative skills are truly outstanding. Blue is better than blue, and the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead. It is still fresh in my memory... Ahem, I am off topic - in short, I really miss the days when I followed up with everyone and created and were created together. Later, due to academic reasons and my personal mental state was not very good, I didn't use Jinjiang much. I didn't continue to catch up on it. Later, although the situation got better, I didn't continue to read it for various reasons. Until these two days (or the day before yesterday) I saw this book in the recent reading, so I happily re-read it, and by the way, I finished the second half that I had not seen before. In fact, I am not willing to chase a book to the end or see the end - it may also be because of some personal reasons, such as reluctance, memories, emotions, and an emotion similar to panic, sadness, sadness, and even desolation (of course the second half is not necessary, which is my so-called "personal reason", which is quite helpless - for The inability to change) - So I will even quit reading a book when it is almost finished, because I can't stand this feeling - of course I know that their stories are not finished, but continue where we can't reach - I also felt this way when I saw the end of the text after re-reading it - but I don't know if it is an illusion. The emotions like sadness seemed to be less intense - but I still read on in the end - I think this is thanks to Shunko, because Shunko really has a personal style, so that my negative emotions were relieved a lot when I read the end (of course, I also want to thank my wife for writing Shunko's story and allowing us to see it), so I continued reading smoothly. Going on, I have even finished reading the extras - I think I may be able to read a book in the future, completely, including the ending - I never expected to be able to say this out loud - in any case, this can be regarded as overcoming difficulties and taking a step forward in life - anyway, I have to thank Shunzi, the author, and everyone in the comment area. Until now, we have all become memories that can be touched, but we are still alive, still traveling on the journey of life, and extending our steps to further places.
My favorite cover is the one with a half-cut chin wearing a helmet. The eyes are glowing, and the cross-section of the chin is void. As soon as you open it in the app, you will be amazed by it. Everyone knows it, even those who know it on Huhu, it is so cool! ! !
This... Why isn't it a different kind of narcissus? [Rabbit head with vertical ears][Rabbit head with vertical ears]
Every time I clicked on the comment area and couldn't post, I got so frustrated that I could only crawl to the next door and curse those idiots for being so annoying.
DaDa, I want to see how innovative the previous covers were. I searched DaDa Weibo but couldn't find the previous covers. Where can I find them?
It's been a long time since I've read a novel of this type with a meta ending. The last time I read it, I listened to the audio novel "Hell Game" written by Tsukisho. The style of the novel was hilarious at first, but then it turned serious. The protagonist realizes that he is a virtual character and breaks the fourth wall. Even if he is virtual, he still has to live his life well. This has risen to a dimensional dimension. In reality, we are the same, trying to survive. Thanks again to the author for writing such a good novel.
After reading a book about Kiyohiko (who has been turned into a black man), he was created and created. I didn't expect that after reading this book, he was created and died again. It was pretty good, but the corpse dug into the coffin board in embarrassment.
To be honest, I really laughed so hard that I collapsed, but I was so confused whether Shun was 0 or 1. I always felt that either one was delicious, but I couldn't tell. I was too stupid.
Cover, the original cover is required
After reading it, I felt that my soul had been sublimated, so I had a passionate discussion with my friends. After a wild dog bites a human, does the milk produced by the human count as domestic dog milk (because the wild dog leaves the saliva in the human body) [Purple Sugar] kswl
I've rewatched it countless times. I hope it's similar to the second one.
2023.7.23
Finished spreading flowers! Take a look at my full order~
Shunko is really a magical thing.
Finish spreading flowers
The Nutrient Solution (1/1) achievement has been achieved, and there is a certain chance of an update being dropped. Please keep up the good work, knights.
If you don't update the article, how can I buy the article? If I don't buy the article, how can I get the nutrient solution? Tell me what to do!
瓶瓶营养液，注入满满元气！
看看标
A thousand words can't express my feelings, I can only try my best to water you with nutrient solution. You can feel my endless affection!
[Purple Sugar]kswl
When I saw a recommendation for the next article here, I realized that I had read other articles by the author... I was surprised! It turns out that the same authors have always accepted my reading preferences.
The nutrient solution has been filled with the "code word energy tank", please start the update!
[紫糖]kswl
Nutrient solution signal has been detected in the code word area, please pay close attention to checking.
So happy🤣Every time I read this article, I feel pure happiness
Ding~ Nutrient solution blessing update is stress-free!
Damn, I feel so bad when I think that later readers won't be able to see the previous cover of the founder. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why can't the cover only have one good hope every time I see the cover it is randomly refreshed and randomly hurts passers-by and readers.
I seemed to have a bad dream when I took a nap in the afternoon... I dreamed that in a dark and colorful laser night with colorful sunshine, Chiho was lying in the dark on an old tree that seemed to be inside the Big Bear 2, "Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow" cosplaying with cicadas. In the sky in the background, Yoshiya and Gojo Satoru, Xia Youjie flew out in pieces with a crooked nose and eyes in an extremely anti-human and model-like posture. Kiyohiko yelled at Akashi Seijuro to blast, then took off his pants and rushed towards Tsuna, and was hit by Tsumugi with a trident... Shun Takiya washed his hair with Naruto's expired milk in an upside-down position and ran naked, chewing glutinous rice in his mouth to make chewing wine. He was kneading armpit-flavored rice balls under his arms. At the same time, he was performing tonight's bedtime routine with Hasebe and others. . , Sakaguchi An next to him saw it and fainted, what is this? I feel dizzy when I look at it again. What is this? I feel dizzy after looking at it again,,, Dazai Osamu is cosplaying Noodle Man "Hey hey hey I am Noodle Man ∽" A lit up his eyebrows in a trance-like manner The background sound is a gender-changed version of My Name is Dazai, as well as Nakahara Chuuya's barking sound,,, and seemingly Sister Carmen's laughter,,,, And Cen Yan! ! ! He is cooking his strawberry mapo tofu stuffed charcoal buns that scream "a bag of oil", and the squirming noodles... Cen said that he was still selling to Mr. Tuo his enchanted hell black tea that could crawl... Have a fever? Has my brain evolved to this level? . . So dazed,,,
Although it is finished, I feel it is a bit unbalanced, Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. Mrs.! Madam, please replace this cover with the old one! It was that cover when this article was published not long ago, the cover with the chin.
Four brushes [Let me be healthy] I must say that even after a few years, I can't find any other article that is as curious as this article. . . . I can't even feel the pain in my stomach when I see Wen Xiao. . . . . In a way, it instantly improved my tolerance and laughter. . Um. .
After reading it, I actually started following it from the time of this thousand-word list. After a period of crazy pursuit, I can still think of some people at that time, such as Ke Miao - I still remember Ke Miao saying that he used to call "You are Feng'er..." And later because of that The name was changed for the sake of writing. Ke Miao really has the style of a wife, and people can't help but sigh that she is a pro-author and reader (ok, it's weird to use the word pro here, but my original intention is to make it give people the feeling of "father and son"). Her creative skills are truly outstanding. Blue is better than blue, and the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead. It is still fresh in my memory... Ahem, I am off topic - in short, I really miss the days when I followed up with everyone and created and were created together. Later, due to academic reasons and my personal mental state was not very good, I didn't use Jinjiang much. I didn't continue to catch up on it. Later, although the situation got better, I didn't continue to read it for various reasons. Until these two days (or the day before yesterday) I saw this book in the recent reading, so I happily re-read it, and by the way, I finished the second half that I had not seen before. In fact, I am not willing to chase a book to the end or see the end - it may also be because of some personal reasons, such as reluctance, memories, emotions, and an emotion similar to panic, sadness, sadness, and even desolation (of course the second half is not necessary, which is my so-called "personal reason", which is quite helpless - for The inability to change) - So I will even quit reading a book when it is almost finished, because I can't stand this feeling - of course I know that their stories are not finished, but continue where we can't reach - I also felt this way when I saw the end of the text after re-reading it - but I don't know if it is an illusion. The emotions like sadness seemed to be less intense - but I still read on in the end - I think this is thanks to Shunko, because Shunko really has a personal style, so that my negative emotions were relieved a lot when I read the end (of course, I also want to thank my wife for writing Shunko's story and allowing us to see it), so I continued reading smoothly. Going on, I have even finished reading the extras - I think I may be able to read a book in the future, completely, including the ending - I never expected to be able to say this out loud - in any case, this can be regarded as overcoming difficulties and taking a step forward in life - anyway, I have to thank Shunzi, the author, and everyone in the comment area. Until now, we have all become memories that can be touched, but we are still alive, still traveling on the journey of life, and extending our steps to further places.
My favorite cover is the one with a half-cut chin wearing a helmet. The eyes are glowing, and the cross-section of the chin is void. As soon as you open it in the app, you will be amazed by it. Everyone knows it, even those who know it on Huhu, it is so cool! ! !
This... Why isn't it a different kind of narcissus? [Rabbit head with vertical ears][Rabbit head with vertical ears]
Every time I clicked on the comment area and couldn't post, I got so frustrated that I could only crawl to the next door and curse those idiots for being so annoying.
DaDa, I want to see how innovative the previous covers were. I searched DaDa Weibo but couldn't find the previous covers. Where can I find them?
It's been a long time since I've read a novel of this type with a meta ending. The last time I read it, I listened to the audio novel "Hell Game" written by Tsukisho. The style of the novel was hilarious at first, but then it turned serious. The protagonist realizes that he is a virtual character and breaks the fourth wall. Even if he is virtual, he still has to live his life well. This has risen to a dimensional dimension. In reality, we are the same, trying to survive. Thanks again to the author for writing such a good novel.
After reading a book about Kiyohiko (who has been turned into a black man), he was created and created. I didn't expect that after reading this book, he was created and died again. It was pretty good, but the corpse dug into the coffin board in embarrassment.
To be honest, I really laughed so hard that I collapsed, but I was so confused whether Shun was 0 or 1. I always felt that either one was delicious, but I couldn't tell. I was too stupid.
Cover, the original cover is required
After reading it, I felt that my soul had been sublimated, so I had a passionate discussion with my friends. After a wild dog bites a human, does the milk produced by the human count as domestic dog milk (because the wild dog leaves the saliva in the human body) [Purple Sugar] kswl
I've rewatched it countless times. I hope it's similar to the second one.
2023.7.23 Finished spreading flowers! Take a look at my full order~ Shunko is really a magical thing.
Finish spreading flowers
The Nutrient Solution (1/1) achievement has been achieved, and there is a certain chance of an update being dropped. Please keep up the good work, knights.
[爆哭]瞬一真的对朋友很好啊，兵库去东京还挺远的[抱大腿]瞬一和研磨都是指挥塔啊，真是春高顶峰相见啊[爆哭][爆哭][爆哭]小黑也是来劲了，不知道音驹会如何应对呢，列夫这集没什么存在感，总感觉在憋个大的，只有列夫不受瞬一影响啊，期待后续剧情[加油]
If you don't update the article, how can I buy the article? If I don't buy the article, how can I get the nutrient solution? Tell me what to do!
瓶瓶营养液，注入满满元气！
看看标
A thousand words can't express my feelings, I can only try my best to water you with nutrient solution. You can feel my endless affection!
[Purple Sugar]kswl
When I saw a recommendation for the next article here, I realized that I had read other articles by the author... I was surprised! It turns out that the same authors have always accepted my reading preferences.
The nutrient solution has been filled with the "code word energy tank", please start the update!
[紫糖]kswl
Nutrient solution signal has been detected in the code word area, please pay close attention to checking.
So happy🤣Every time I read this article, I feel pure happiness
Ding~ Nutrient solution blessing update is stress-free!