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Question: It is said that your ex-boyfriend's outfit is more expensive than your entire fish shop put together. Do you have low self-esteem?
Answer: Please ask my boss about your low self-esteem...
Q: What would you most like to say to your ex-boyfriend when they meet again for the first time?
Answer: Handsome guy, can you pay the bill and then leave coldly?
Question: I heard that you and your ex-boyfriend were in a relationship again, and that his nephew had a lot of help?
A: Indeed, after all, the second time we met, my role was the mother of his eldest nephew's classmate.
Question: I heard that your ex-boyfriend hired you as his contract girlfriend. Did you agree to something that goes against social order and good customs?
Answer: I generally don't do such immoral things. But, he gave too much...
Question: I heard that your ex-boyfriend asked you to meet and wanted to dump five million on your face?
Answer: Absolutely pure rumors.
Question: I heard that one day when you opened the door, you saw your ex-boyfriend wet like a big unwanted dog. Is it true?
Answer: I asked you to give me the outline of the question. Logically speaking, I should light a cigarette here, take a deep breath, and then exhale a wisp of white smoke to answer you: Hey, that's right.
Question: What happened next?
Answer: My biggest weakness is my soft heart, so I took him home.
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What is this story?
Author's answer: It's a story about a taciturn man who plots every step of the way, even at the expense of fame and wealth, and finally puts his heart's desires in his pocket.
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Lightning points:
The author temporarily believes that there is not.
Intention: Warm sunshine throughout life, never give up love and freedom!
