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The text is written in the third person
My mortal enemy is planning to marry me, and everyone thinks that I will not agree and will beat him to pieces.
Hehe, that's something only a primary school kid would do.
As long as the stock goes up, I'm good at maintaining superficial relationships.
I specifically asked a lawyer to draft a prenuptial agreement early, divide the prenuptial property, and clarify the group shares. I thought that everything was considered.
As a result, the bitter rival said domineeringly: "First, neither party is allowed to cheat during the marriage."
Me:?
"Second, you have to talk on the phone once a day."
"Third, except for non-essential stays such as business trips, stay home every day."
Me: ... Where is the property?
Rival: What's yours is yours, and what's mine is yours.
Something seems wrong? ?
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After marriage, the arch-rival who never posted on WeChat suddenly changed his gender.
The first day of marriage: [A-Can and I both feel the mattress is very comfortable]
Accompanied by a picture of a crumpled bed sheet.
I sleep in separate rooms and just discovered that the same sheets and mattresses are used in both rooms:? ?
The second day after the wedding: [No one bothers me today, my baby has a fever, I have to take care of him]
I just came back from a business trip and was so tired that I had a fever:! !
Something is really wrong! ! !
Rival: What's wrong with falling in love with your husband?
Of course something is wrong. I am being harmed by Feng Ping, okay?
I quickly contacted my old classmate, planning to bring down my nemesis, strike first, subjugate him completely, and ask him to tell the world that I am the one above!
To prevent him from crying, making trouble, or hanging himself, give him something sweet first, such as treating him to a meal.
Rival: Ah Can is dating me!
I reluctantly agreed to a one-day honeymoon trip.
Rival: Ah Can loves me! !
Me: Haha, I hope you won't cry tomorrow morning.
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The next day, I woke up from bed with my hand on my sore waist and a confused look on my face: What if I ate that thing and fell unconscious? ?
Rival: Ah Can who takes the initiative is so sweet!
Me:………………
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Small theater:
Qi Baiyu: If you don't want to sleep with me, don't blame me for finding a substitute.
Jin Can rubbed his hands, great, are we finally going to play in private?
Jin Can immediately found a handsome boy, and then he saw the stand-in Qi Baiyu brought home - a simulated oral doll with Jin Can's face on it.
Jin Can:... Damn it.
No children! No children!
Gong is a real idiot, his mouth is invincible, he is doting and sweet.
This is a story about a single arrow turning into a double arrow. Mr. Qi's single arrow is very thick, very thick, as thick as a filter.
Two CEOs/Marriage First, Love Later/Sweet Articles
The extremely narcissistic and self-righteous target, the gentle and evil-minded one who loves to spoil others
We only have each other to attack and suffer, and the school boss is just cannon fodder.
My pre-receipt article 1 "Dr. Jiang, I have a toothache"
Jiang Jiyan recently encountered a strange patient.
"Dr. Jiang, I have a toothache."
"Lie down."
"Together?"
"?"
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"Dr. Jiang, my tooth hurts again."
"Well, open your mouth."
"Can I kiss you if I open my mouth?"
"..."
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Xunjia recently worked two jobs in a row.
To save money to go to the dentist.
Dr. Jiang is very talented, gentle and beautiful. I want to marry him home and bring him back to the village to honor our ancestors!
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Dr. He Jiang's daily life——
Xunjia: Our Dr. Jiang is a scholar and cannot lift his hands or shoulders. But it's okay, I'll move the buckets from home! I'll carry the rice bag!
Friend: Your Dr. Jiang just removed the arms of five people at one go...
Xunjia: Dr. Jiang, the mountain road is difficult to walk, so I will carry you on my back.
Jiang Jiyan: Why are you carrying me?
Xunjia: My grandfather said that his daughter-in-law has to carry it on her own.
Later, Xunjia knelt in front of her grandfather's grave, holding on to her sore waist: That daughter-in-law seems to be me...
Xunjia: I didn't even go to college, so I can't shine for you anymore.
It doesn't matter, you just have to light up my world.
A mature, gentle and beautiful dentist attacks a young, uneducated and powerful social cow.
Shou is really uneducated, uses idioms indiscriminately, and has a kind of social cow syndrome like newborn calves not afraid of tigers.
I had a lover when I was a student. It was a pure love when I was in school, you know.
New Year/Sweet Articles
Recommend to gay friends the pre-collection of "The True Young Master Cannon Fodder and the Vegetable Boss Are Married"
ISBN 6516192
It was only after Ruan Xingshu died that he found out that he was the real young master who was cannon fodder in "The Fake Young Master".
His biological parents had brought him back just so that he could replace the fake young master and marry his fiancé who had become a vegetative state due to an accident. They had no affection for him.
He was unwilling to please his biological parents and did many vicious things against the fake young master. In the end, he was betrayed by his family and died miserably.
After reviving his life, Ruan Xingshu thought about it.
In fact, there is nothing wrong with marrying Yin Yitong. Although he cannot fulfill his husband's responsibilities like other husbands, he will not look at him with blank eyes, ridicule him, or bully him...
And all he had to do was put in a little physical effort.
Later, Ruan Xingshu said: Fall, what is this little bit of hard work? His waist is about to break.
Yin Yitong woke up from a coma and found that Ruan Xingshu was dead. He sent everyone who had bullied him to hell.
Everyone said that he loved Ruan Xingshu deeply, but he knew that he didn't.
His voice had been like a beacon lighting up his darkness, and he was just grateful.
Opening his eyes again, Yin Yitong found that Ruan Xingshu was not dead yet and was particularly attentive to him.
Yin Yitong looked at Ruan Xingshu's fair and delicate face, and the gentle voice made him lose his mind.
It turns out that it's not that I don't love you, but that it's engraved in my bones and blood without knowing it.
Fortunately, we are back.
Double life
Gentle scum, gentle and sensitive & mature, restrained and evil-minded
My preview article 2 "Delusions about You"
[About the fact that I tried so hard to get my ex back after losing my memory]
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I fall in love with someone,
I purposely kept a bottle of wine at his bar.
When I want to see him,
Just go have a drink.
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"Boss Qin, today's wine is a bit strong."
"Drunk?"
"Can I kiss you when I'm drunk?"
"Just a kiss?"
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Delusions about you,
Of course it's not just kissing.
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After having an operation in Huai Nian, I forgot some things.
After five years, he saw his ex in a bar who he had broken up with. He was immediately shocked and excitedly rushed forward to strike up a conversation.
Huai Nian: "Boss Qin, we seem to have met somewhere."
Seeing the other person's confused face, Huai Nian began to patiently explain that this was not a pick-up routine. When you feel that someone is familiar to you, as if you have seen him in a dream, this situation has a scientific explanation and is called instant sight. To put it bluntly, we are destined.
Huai Nian: "Don't believe it? Then I'll give you Baidu."
Tan Shuwan: MMP, is this guy playing some kind of game? ?
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Huai Nian knew that Tan Shuwan had an ex, but later he felt more and more that Tan Shuwan's ex looked a lot like him.
Huai Nian: Damn it, I'm not acting as a substitute for someone, right?
Tan Shuwan:......
This article is also called "About the scandalous story about how I tried so hard to get my ex back after I lost my memory" and "My current best ex is actually me"
A different kind of daily cookie for an old man who reunites after breaking up!
Bar owner
Intention: The sun is morning, the moon is evening, you are my morning and evening.