Lan Qiuci: Ah~ my dear friend~ I love you~ we will be together for the rest of our lives~ (gradually out of tune)
Song Yiran: (kicks out of bed) Shut up, it's so ugly, no one is in tune
Lan Qiuci: It hurts... Hug my wife... (Acting like a baby)
Song Yiran: (a slap in the face and a gentle look), come on, come on, sister, give me a hug...
Lan·Novel writer of a certain website·Resident problem solver of Tieba·Scheming and fake aloofness·Autumn lyrics×Song Dynasty·Singer-songwriter of a certain music platform·Accompaniment tool of the school team choir·The king of sober fake smiles in the world·Yiran
(Before meeting Lan Qiuci)
Song Yiran: I want to be single for the rest of my life, long live the single aristocracy!
(After meeting Lan Qiuci)
Song Yiran: I am 1 and do not accept refutation.
Me: OK, you are 0 (typing on the keyboard)
Lan Qiu Ci: [Applause·JPG]
Song Yiran:...? !
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