Copywriting one:
He traveled through time, and unlike others who took on the supporting role of the villain Passerby B, the European Emperor possessed a koi carp and had a domineering aura.
But the problem is that he, Chi Yu, a straight man who is straighter than steel, referred to as the straight man of steel, actually time-traveled into a gay gay novel that has a status as high as the Himalayas in the female video world - "Demon Thoughts"!
Haha, go ahead and get rid of the overbearing spirit, the bastard spirit is pretty much the same...
As for the system...
I thought it was a golden finger that could defy heaven and earth, but it turns out that it records daily steps, achieves strange achievements, and clocks in classic scenes.
Dare I ask if this world could be more friendly to him!!?
[Warning, warning, it is detected that the host is talking bad things behind his back!]
[Didi - The system is officially launched, and the host will be given a perfect experience~. Please complete the task satisfactorily]
"Mission? What mission?"
The system smiled evilly and whispered: Of course it is the task of breaking you...
However, Chi, who was completely unaware, was thinking confidently, it doesn't matter, just take care of it as it comes.
The key plot? He hides and hides and hides.
The result was just after he saw An Guyuan for the first time——
Who is this silent, pitiful beauty who refuses to speak?
To the end——
I smiled at the sky from my side, and the two straight men burst into tears.
No matter whether Chi Yu uses all his martial arts to avoid all important plots, it will happen in another way.
Buddha said: Fight with me? You are still a little young.
He finally understood that he could not avoid being forced to do business.
The wind rustles and the water becomes cold, and the strong man will never return once he is gone.
**Copywriting 2:
"Master, you pity the world, why, why can't you love me..." The young man roared hoarsely with a pale and weak voice, like a wounded little beast begging for love.
At that moment, the wind and waves stopped, everything stopped, and a familiar mechanical sound came.
"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully completing the mission. Your strategy for this character has been full from beginning to end."
(Extra) "To reward the host for working hard, you will unlock the function of having children!"
Cp: The straight male master is attacked by the scheming green tea disciple
Straight men and green tea are the best match! (Dangerous speech)
An Guyuan is an ancient demon dragon.
At the end of the story, the abusive husband was temporarily happy and he chased his husband to the crematorium.
Copywriting three:
Question: What should I do if I find myself in a pornographic article?
Answer: Of course, it is to turn a sad story into a sweet story!
Chi Yu: Thinking too much...
Question: I heard that you feel pity for me when you are gentle and weak?
An Guyuan: I pretended.
Question: Is your straight man straight in terms of sexual orientation (only likes women) or straight in personality?
Chi Yu: They are all real straight men, the kind who can't find a girlfriend.
An Guyuan: It's okay, Master, I'll stick with you~
Question: I heard that you will have children?
Answer: (Hehehehe) I wonder if you have ever heard of "Nine Sons of a Dragon"?
Wow - banned
An Guyuan: This is the goal I strive for. (Watching affectionately)
Chi Yu (angry): Shut up! ! !
Concept: novel ideas