As it turns out, don't charge your tablet right after you take a shower
Facts have proved that when you go out, you should watch the road and be careful not to fall on the ground.
Don't ask, asking is just a lesson learned through blood and tears with relatives and friends
Although I don't know why it's not the same old car accident that opens the door, but the new machine keeps touching your belly!
Everything stems from a lie
I am a secretary who is proficient in deception. I am good at deceiving others into thinking that I am a big boss. I use this to match up with my relatives and friends. The two of us help each other and make a living in the literary field.
I shocked them 18 times in three days
You think I am a prophet, no, actually I am a time traveler who knows the plot
Back to the topic, my wife is very sweet, but now I am thinking about sleeping under the overpass.
I've had enough of this time travel without a golden finger
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"Mr. Baudelaire, I really admire you." Aso Tanuki held his hand affectionately and knelt down on one knee.
"So please forgive me for not understanding your aesthetics."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, Mr. Dazai!!" Kitagawa Yuki hugged Dazai Osamu's thigh, "Please finish writing the goodbye, don't fill in the holes, QAQ"
Jinguji Mirai: "Dazai Osamu, even though you keep saying it's not the case, it's not like this, but I'm still excited about your Dostoevsky-like feelings for Akutagawa Ryunosuke."
Fuminozai:?
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"Are you questioning me... Sir?" Kitagawa Xingci looked at the person in front of him almost indifferently, and suddenly laughed out loud, raising a smile:
"I don't think I need to promise you. The scythe of fate will eventually strike at all of us. Everything, the known future and the unknown future, is really heart-breaking~"
"That fate thing"
Aso Tanuki stood in the corner, put her hands in her pockets, and pulled out a smile that stretched from her lips to her lips.
"Who knows."
"Young man——"
Jinguji Mirai held a tarot card with a tower in his hand, and casually scratched his long hair with golden and black highlights with the card. Then he put the card in front of him, covering half of his face.
"Do you believe in fate?" He tilted his head slightly and chuckled.
A passerby happened to pass by.
Mirai Jinguji: (The hand holding the tarot cards trembled slightly)
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I saw Dazai, the literary giant in the museum, who punched Akutagawa and shot him three times: Mr. Akutagawa!
Natsume Soseki, the leader of the group, saw the leader smiling crazily at the blond loli: Ogai, you...
In the museum, Wenhausen Ogai: ... I am not, I am not!
After seeing Yukichi Fukuzawa: Huh? Is this gentleman a literary giant?
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Co-written by four people
Purpose: purely for fun