Welcome to Shanzhai Love! ! !
The male and female protagonists of romance novels are incredible. They are thunderous and irritating every day.
Director Ji Xia: It's rare, right? Haha, I have four pairs here.
There is a persecuted director in every romance drama, but who would remember the plot of a supporting actor?
Welcome to the copycat romance variety show, where you can find a greasy CEO, a secretly married movie queen, an 18-tier starlet, a singing and dancing star... And a director who is terrible at acting.
Ji Xia looked at this group of "crouching dragons and phoenix chicks" and said, "Let them go, script? I will never have a script in this life, I can only make a living in daily life."
When he said this, Ji Xia was slumping on the beach chair while chewing a coconut.
The blue sky and white clouds, the sunshine is bright, the guests are working, the director is on vacation, it's perfect.
The lives of the protagonists are bloody, shocking, and destructive for hundreds of miles.
Ji Dao Xianyu turned around: I have no melons in the rain.
However.
On the first day, savages captured the sponsor's father, and the director started a fight with them.
The next day, a tsunami hits, and survival on a deserted island puts Lian Zong's position in jeopardy.
On the third day, the sand sculpture guests began to dismantle the CP.
On the fourth day, the guests acted recklessly, the director dug holes but didn't fill them, the audience was angry, and the show became a hit!
[Warning, warning, the plot of the original work has deviated!
Director Ji: Ah, I just want to take a vacation. When I'm tired, just destroy it.
Audience: No! I have tolerated you for a long time! Please ask the director to appear in real life! Please director please take more pictures of my children! Is there anything we VIPs can't see? If you want to have a season guide all year round, work on Modo Modo. Don't make me kneel down to beg you!
……Introduction to the male protagonist…
The replacement guest is a cool guy.
The new guest showed off his singing voice and used the soul-destroying technique on the director.
Brother Ku has a cold temperament and his eyes are heavy: "Director, what do you think of my singing skills?"
Ji Xia touched her palms and said, "It's like hearing the yin music and your ears are temporarily in darkness."
If I am wrong, please punish me with the law.
Brother Ku had a cold expression and his ears were slightly red: "I like... Love... Don't you listen..."
Ji Xia: "??? Axi, do you want to hear it?!"
The staff was shocked: "We are live broadcasting, director!"
Cool Brother: She actually praised me as "my ears are as bright as listening to music." I think she likes me.
The agent who saw through it: "Huh."
Mission: Life has infinite possibilities