Because the author of Salted Fish doesn't know how to write copy, I decided to interview the characters in the book about what they thought.
Salted fish boy: (Reading) What is this article about?
Dazai Osamu: Oh, of course I will record my suicide secrets~
Nakahara Chuuya: Stinky mackerel, what nonsense are you talking about? Don't steal Xiao Liang's C position! (Cough, sort out the choker) This is Qingmei's growth. She is in such poor health that she must be taken care of by someone. This bastard Dazai is not reliable at all. In short, (cough, tilts his head) I hope more emotional scenes can be arranged in the future...
Saiki Kusuo: [Hey, hey, hey, your ears are red. If it weren't for the coffee jelly, I wouldn't be bored here. This is obviously a disaster movie. Does Yasui have any physique? He always meets strange people. Forget it, I will help her solve it anyway.
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Ryo Yasui: It should be a healing episode, I met a lot of warm people.
Intention: Life is so beautiful!