I Rely on My Vest to Crush the World of Cultivation

[The author has overhauled the entire text once. He only guarantees the integrity of the genuine content published on Jinjiang and is not responsible for pirated website chapters. On the first day of Mei Yongxue's journey through Hell, she was in the Corpse Control Sect. Bad news: Everyone in the same sect is ruthless and full of corpse thoughts, so Mei Yongxue can only dig in the ground to survive. Good news: She has found a technique that allows her to achieve incarnation outside her body by sacrificing an intact part of her body. So, Mei Yongxue first sacrificed an entire appendix and obtained a vest; Later, she sacrificed two more decayed wisdom teeth and obtained the vest x 2. Later... Mei Yongxue: One of my cells can be considered a "complete part of my body," right? * 70 Billion cells die every day in the human body, and Mei Yongxue makes 700 vests every day. Finally, one day, she alone formed the top sect in the world of immortality:) The elder of the Chengyang Sect asked for advice face to face: Fellow Taoist, how did you manage the sect to be so prosperous? Mei Yongxue said sincerely: The whole sect must unite as one heart and twist into a rope. The most important thing is that we accept 700 outstanding disciples with the same heart every day. Elder: ... If you can't do it, leave. A man named Jiang, who is also a fan of vests, has something to say about this. He would never forget in his life the scene when more than three hundred Mei Yongxue turned to stare at him at the same time when he came to the door for the first time. Friend, is that a vest of yours? You obviously opened a clothing city! Copywriting 2: Jiang Hengyun is the number one master of disguise in the world of cultivation. He once pretended to be a heroic knight and hit it off with the cold and proud swordsman whom he met unexpectedly. He took off his golden fur on the spot and exchanged it for three "Thousand Days of Drunkenness" cups to drink together. I also pretended to be a frail scholar, sitting and watching a light and dark bonfire, quietly counting the raindrops falling from the top of the cave, and keeping vigil until dawn for the girl I had a crush on. In order to investigate the case, she disguised herself as a blind girl, and was led by a kind-hearted old man passing by, all the way to the enchanted cave with dangerous mountains and rivers. Until one day, Jiang Hengyun learned that the girl he secretly liked, his close friend in the mountains and rivers, and the old man with a white beard who had been kind to him were all forced to join a mysterious sect that was born out of nowhere. Jiang Hengyun: "!!!" This is unreasonable, your sect is going too far to bully others! That night, Jiang Hengyun disguised himself as a disciple of the sect and sneaked into a gathering of disciples of the mysterious sect overnight. The next moment he blended into the gathering, Jiang Hengyun found that all the disciples present turned their heads and looked at him with complicated eyes. Jiang Hengyun: "..." Afterwards, Jiang Hengyun was puzzled: "How was I discovered?" Mei Yongxue xN: "In a box of eggs, a kiwi fruit of yours was mixed in. How did you say you were discovered?" Later... Jiang Hengyun: "Huh? So it turns out that the old grandpa is you?" Jiang Hengyun: "What? So my good brother is also you?" Jiang Hengyun: "Huh - luckily, the only girl I have ever had a crush on in my life is also you." P. S: Kiwi eggs come from an old internet joke. The copy has been screenshot 2022/01/30 The copy of "Future World, I Rely on Chinese Culture to Dominate" in advance is as follows, click on the announcement/author's column below to go directly: This is an era where ideas can be turned into power. People with strong enough ideas are called God's Chosen Ones. They call for fire in their hearts, and a wall of fire that lasts all night will surround the city for ten days; they meditate on the wind in their minds, and a hurricane that destroys their homes will sweep across the plains. Xie Qingzhou woke up in a ruins and found that the familiar world had been turned upside down. The era she lived in was called "the destroyed ancient China" by historians. The residents walking in the city-state now have lake blue, dark green, and light pink hair, and their eye colors are also ever-changing. And people like her with black hair and black eyes are the abandoned ones who cannot use the power of thoughts, and are the lowest beings who are despised. Xie Qingzhou: Are you saying that I can't use the power of my mind? Are you serious? What she steps on is the homeland of China, and at this moment, she is the only Chinese in the world. The thoughts and wills left by our ancestors in history are all waiting for her to call. On the first day of time travel, facing the slave-catching team holding nooses, Xie Qingzhou recited "Kill one person in ten steps and leave no trace in a thousand miles" to eliminate all slave traders. On the tenth day of time travel, Xie Qingzhou activated the allusion of "referring to a deer as a horse" and galloped hundreds of miles on a giant horned deer that turned into a thousand-mile horse on the spot. On the 100th day after traveling through time, Xie Qingzhou sighed at the followers of the River God who were chasing him. "Let me tell you, the river in front of you was called the Yellow River ten thousand years ago." I don't see you, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky, and rushes to the sea never to return. ——Come back, great mother river, and give these young brats who don't know how to control water the strongest elbow blow! *** In that god-killing battle that was praised by later generations, a god once questioned Xie Qingzhou in fear. They asked her if she was a new god born from the thoughts of those black-haired slaves. Xie Qingzhou smiled and shook his head. Her power is not oracle, but civilization. ——A friend came from afar. He is a descendant of the Yan and Huang Dynasties. Intention: good will be rewarded with good, evil will be rewarded with evil