Zhongli: What is this square thing? Why is there an evil spirit?
You: ... Uncle, this is the air conditioner of the refrigerator... Used to freeze things.
Zhongli: Is it so magical? When I touch it, it's no wonder it's as cold as ice slime
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Zhongli: Tsk, this cup is really weird (thermos cup). I wish I could use this cup to make tea in Liyue.
You: Can you sell Mr. Zhongli? Someone come and save me, just give him to the supermarket proprietress...
You: Help, help, why is he like an older child? ? ? Where is my cold and exploitative Rock King Emperor with a huge thick shield? How could this happen? ... Don't look at the toy in that human cub's hand like that. You will be arrested by the people's police, you know! ! !
Zhongli: Is the snowy mountain mint in his hand... Ah, I miss it so much... Is he also a Liyue citizen who accidentally traveled through time...
You: No! He is not! Uncle Zhongli, please come home with me now! ! !
Private Settings Like a Mountain The author practices his writing skills (Writing warning for primary school students!!!) Zhongli may be a bit OOC! ! !
Snort! I originally wanted to write a public essay, but on Monday the Golden House dada duck completely destroyed my diona! !
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(Dada Duck: Are you polite?)
Basically, I'll try to find every opportunity. I'll update it when I have time.
Please watch by yourself and leave comments. I love you! ! !
Intention: Zhongli... I want Dundun... Hehe... Mr. Zhongli... Hehehe