The mentally ill idiot "The Book-Piercer" attacked × the saintly and paternal wooden beauty but was pursued by all online banks
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Others are wearing books, so its branches are being worn by books.
With the conscientious efforts of the book-wearer, Yu Qizhi turned from white moonlight to rotten white moonlight as soon as he opened his eyes, and faced overwhelming abuse from the entire Internet.
And an evil gay variety show took a fancy to his popularity, signed a contract with him, and arranged an unparalleled cerebral hemorrhage script for him——
Yu Qizhi needs to play the role of an undercover agent in a love show, seducing all the guests indiscriminately, meddling in their feelings, provoking relationships, and revitalizing the entire show like a catfish.
But, he is just a piece of wood.
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The script requires Yu Qizhi to deliberately create physical contact.
So, when Guest No. 1'S hand was cut, at the moment when he was supposed to have a sweet interaction with his favorite, Yu Qizhi came over, took Guest No. 1'S hand, licked it up, and held it in his mouth.
Audience: wtf? ? What is he doing? (*Screams)
Dansu... So beautiful, lustful... Feeling that Yang and Yang are accumulating👅
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When playing in the water, the script required Yu Qizhi to take off his clothes and show off his muscles, showing his greasy and narcissistic nature, so Yu Qizhi obediently complied.
In an instant, the audience let out a sharp roar, and countless people rushed into the live broadcast like crazy. The barrage was so unsightly that the program team had to interrupt the live broadcast urgently.
Audience: 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Zhi'er is hungry and thirsty, let me feed this little mark.
Zhizhi, you bad boy🤬, you go on, I'm not suffering at all, and I'm not tired at all.
Oh, it turns out to be... I thought it was...!
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In this way, Yu Qizhi created one unbelievable scene after another with an expressionless face.
This evil gay variety show was a hit as expected, a big hit, but the style of the show gradually went off the rails...
Faced with these strange barrages, Yu didn't understand anything and just kept smiling. Zhi said: "Thank you everyone for your love and support."
Audience: Mom... Little mom... I want to get back...😭
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When the love story was halfway through, everyone was very relieved and firmly believed that no one could chew off the piece of wood called Yu Qizhi.
However, during the secret reveal session and talking about Yu Qizhi, a certain guest who had always remained mysterious suddenly blurted out: "Zhi Zhi has a mole on his butt!"
Yu Qizhi:...?
Audience: "???"
"Brother Bush, how do you know? Did I miss it??"
Faced with doubts, the guest was filled with indignation and said: "Really! I turned my head so hard that my neck almost broke before I saw it!"
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*Feeling is the center of the arrow, perfect and great, no one can help but love him❤️
*1v1+he
*The mentally ill idiot "The Book-Threader" attacks × The saintly and paternal wooden beauty but is pursued by all online banks
*Shou has a strange brain, pure wood, and can do some things that ordinary people cannot understand.
* E-vulgar plots such as chasing after breasts with silver in them
Intention: Please always believe in yourself
