Cheers. --For what? ——For the badger?
Happy New Year~
Minors are not allowed to drink alcohol, even fake alcohol. A glass of pumpkin juice will do. √
This article is also known as "Bungou Wild Badger - Rogue Faction Chapter", "About Dazai Osamu's Abduction to Hogwarts", "The Years Dazai Learned Gryffindor Courses in Hufflepuff" (the name is getting longer and longer, hey x)
The caretaker of the Hogwarts Owlery, who rarely goes out for a walk, comes from John's Kingdom to Neon to deceive three little wizards.
Little Dazai-san: I was probably pecked stupidly by an owl before I agreed to be adopted by that guy.
Principal Dumbledore: Oh, little sir, you have to believe that the child who did this must have a serious illness.
Professor McGonagall: They're all very smart, but I don't think we've ever had such a troublesome group of people... Ten points from Hufflepuff! Mr. Snape, please send Mr. Dazai to the hospital wing first. Thank you.
Madam Pomfrey: I just hope I don't run into Mr. Dazai in the hospital wing again. O Merlin's beard! Mr. Dazai, what happened to you this time? !
Gamekeeper Hagrid: Guys, this is the fifth time this week I've caught you three sneaking into the Forbidden Forest, and it's only Tuesday!
Professor Sprout: Ten points for each, Gryffindor! ! ! Wait, why was this kid sorted into Hufflepuff? ! Five points from Hufflepuff!
The professors raised their eyebrows: Merlin! Noisy. Headache.
The three gangsters: I'm sorry, I'll try again next time.
Porter: I think we Marauders should have Dazai's position. He's so cool!
This is the story of a trio of rogues who are tricked into entering Hogwarts. The middle part is an excerpt from the observation diary. The recorder is the magical beasts professor, mainly recording the children's daily learning.
Do you think it's a heartwarming story about a witch picking up a child? No, that is a false upbringing. The real upbringing is the daily routine of Hogwarts parents chasing the kid with a feather duster to make him wear long johns (x) if he hasn't worn a toilet for three days.
Ps. The main background time is the parent generation, there is no Voldemort, only Tom. Please think of this book as a parallel world, with the ages of Mag, Hagrid, and Tom slightly adjusted (it may or may not be included, so be forewarned. After I finished writing the outline, I realized that the timetable was based on Old Tom's age, and I'm too lazy to change it). In short, regardless of the time and historical background, it just makes no sense. Occasionally there are some game jokes.
Ps. This article will be composed of multiple short unit plays, so it may be a bit jumpy. (Write whatever comes to mind)
Let's all come and see my OOC, (Wowotou) hey↘hey↘a sudden whim while playing games
Mission: Every child is a little wizard and should be loved and cared for
