"If you'll pay me $100, I'll be at your funeral,
Arrange a red flag without a license plate,
A handsome young man wearing a black suit, black sunglasses, and holding a pure black umbrella,
Stand silently next to the car and give a military salute to your tombstone from a distance.
Let all those present at the funeral,
They all suspect that you have a terrible and mysterious past...
How is it? Is it a good deal? "An old beggar said to classmate Weixingtong with a lewd smile.
"I'm giving you a deal! You old liar, get out of here right away."
"Hey, young man, think about it. I'll give you a 20% discount."
"First, my name is not Hey, my name is Satellite Tong.
Second, I am not a young man, I am a girl, a girl!
Third, if you come to play this boring game with me again, I will make you become a real pig head. "
After saying that, Satellite Tong followed the crowd and boarded the No. 45 Bus without looking back.
After the bus started, she looked back and found that the old beggar was still standing there and staring at her with a smile.
"Inexplicable..."
As the bus went further and further away, the old beggar whispered quietly: "Young man, we will meet again soon."
Boom!
The bus exploded! !
Satellite Tong entered a mysterious space and still had that wretched smiling face.
"Grandpa, I admit that my voice was a bit loud just now. I hope you will not forget the faults of the villain and let the villain go."
"Stop talking nonsense, let's go!" The old beggar kicked Satellite Tong into a space-time vortex...
From then on, Satellite Hitomi began a hilarious life of pretending to be slapped in the face and making people laugh in a different world.
Intent: Get out of the way when this lady approaches