Ran Ning is a fast traveler. When she successfully turned into the Black Moonlight of three early Sea Kings, the system that was preparing for a happy life malfunctioned, and she became the female goose of the three Sea Kings.
No, no, no, where did I get the female goose? I am so pure and pure!
No. 1 Neptune's father: During the day, he drove a car and teased girls with broken legs. At night, he told me with a tender face that his little tadpole hammered his mother and knocked her out of the center of the earth.
Me: Indifferent face. Jpg.
I see you don't know the ABCD numbers in your mind.
Neptune No. 2'S dad: There are scandals flying all over the world, and the baby is as stupid as a donkey.
On a parent-child variety show, the host asked curiously: "Xiaoxiao Zaizai's mother must be very beautiful, right?"
Actor Xie said with a stinking face: "She is the ugliest woman I have ever seen in the world."
Me: Clench your fist. Jpg.
Mmp, that's not what you said when you fell in love with me.
Neptune's Dad No. 3: The tyrant dad is rich. He and I went to an amusement park and had so much fun that we forgot about home.
Me: Nothing to say. Jpg.
Who would have thought that the paralyzed academic who thought it was a waste of time to go to the woods was now smiling broadly and said: "Good boy, daddy will take you to play again."
Later, I gradually opened my mouth, and all three men fell silent.
Until I brought the puppy home, I introduced the puppy with a bright smile: "This is my eldest, second and third daddy."
The three fathers were so angry that they gritted their teeth, "Ran Xiaoxiao, you're doing well!"
Hey, thanks for the compliments "dads".
Purpose: To be successful in life, you must have all the fun