Wen Xia, the strongest guardian of the human base in the end of the world, has gone through the book and transformed into a black celebrity in the interstellar entertainment industry as a female supporting role.
When he opened his eyes, the original owner was in that wilderness survival variety show where he died of hypothermia.
Looking at the lush primitive jungle with the chirping of insects and birds in front of me...
Wenxia:? !
Isn't this the civilized human vacation she dreamed of in the end of the world?
Next step in wilderness survival:
When the guests have been hungry all day, exhausted and unable to do anything;
Wenxia came to a twenty-meter-high Garcinia Cambogia tree, gently rolled up his sleeves, and prepared to climb with his bare hands.
Guests & Audiences: The artist has a new trick! I will definitely fall down in the next second and teach you how to be a good person...
Wait, are you already leaning on the branches, enjoying the breeze and admiring the mountain view, and are you opening the garcinia cambogia fruits to eat?
Damn it, damn it, is this the writer?
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Wen Xia, who became popular, discovered that in this interstellar civilization era where everything needed for survival is at your fingertips, people are keen to seek excitement in virtual extreme (?) Survival;
He has dedicated his whole life to survival, and is known as "Wen Xia":
After looking at the negative N-digit bill from the original owner, the next day, Wen Xia, the new editor-in-chief of the apocalyptic survival variety show, took office.
She reduced the existential crisis she experienced in the apocalypse to the difficulty of a "vacation" and put them on the screen one by one.
In the first issue of "Survival of the Apocalypse: Survival of Plant Changes":
The guests arranged by the Survival Association were tortured by the mutant Strelitzia and the mutant cherry blossoms, almost bleeding on the spot and turned into a walking corpse;
Wen Xia pinched the boat-shaped spathe under the giant flower of the mutant Strelitzia reginae with one hand, "So it's you, little cute Zhouzhou."
Crane · Soft Doormat · Camel Man Vehicle · Wanglan is online.
Guest: This... This little fucking cutie?
Audience: Zhouzhou, I advise you to be strong! It's so fucking exciting and funny, I burst into tears. Jpg
In the second issue of "Survival in the End of the World: Survival in Magnetic Changes, Tsunamis and Sea Disasters":
The guest group who bet against Wen Xia drifted on the sea for three days and three nights, exposed to the sun and rain, birds pecked at giant fish, and all their thoughts were lost;
Wen Xia was sitting on a raft being towed by two sharks, enjoying the ocean drifting and stewing swimming crabs.
Guest: I surrendered and lost. Please help me with my vacation (bushi) and survival!
Audience: What were you doing earlier? Just kneel down! Eye roll. Jpg
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With the launch of each episode, the "Survival in the End of the World" column has topped the list again and again, setting a new record for the highest ratings in interstellar history.
At first, the entire interstellar audience exclaimed: This is what he needs to do to survive!
In the end, the entire interstellar audience screamed in excitement while wiping away tears: Survival in the last days is too scary, Zuoshen has taught us to cherish the present.
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Description:
① The survival dungeon intersects and parallels reality, which is not atypical of the entertainment industry. The theme of the third issue is "Surviving a Falling Meteor"
②The male protagonist also wears a book, has a miscarriage, and has incomplete memory in the early stage.
③The first version of the copy was on January 25, 2022. The title copy was updated on April 27, 2022. Screenshots have been taken. The jokes are still the same.
Cover image from Bishui, thanks to my wife for permission
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Completed half-price monthly article: "Mining bosses compete to be mecha elementary school chickens [Interstellar]"
Serial article "A Farmer's Son, But a Master (Imperial Examination)"
Preliminary articles: "When did the Zhou Dynasty move its capital (Infrastructure seizes the direct descendants)", "The road of the prince's dandy to become a king (imperial examination)", "I have a city of time (Infrastructure in the end of the world)", etc. Please collect it~
Purpose: cherish the present moment
Reader comments
This last chapter of the first issue is a bit long, separated and incoherent. I'll finish it all and update it together tomorrow.
Come on, big daddy, it looks great [cat head]
You see, it turns out they were participating in a survival show in a virtual environment. So how did the original owner die? If you die in the virtual environment, will you die in reality too? Isn't there anyone who will be held accountable for the guest's death?
So cute, lamb's ear grass www
"" Is a big thorn in the side of the author~
intimate
My wife is lucky today! It feels so good ah ah ah ah ah
Hahahahahaha, it's okay for the heroine to be on vacation when someone else is trying to survive!
"This shelter has been occupied by the authorities" is a big bug for the author~
The male protagonist is very. . Form two. Well. Failure
How did the original heroine leave? The meaning in the article is that the original heroine braved the wind and rain to find food and got sick. But isn't this a virtual environment variety show?
Haha Dan, you can't just feel that your brother is dreaming, but you don't know if the person in the dream is you, right?
This last chapter of the first issue is a bit long, separated and incoherent. I'll finish it all and update it together tomorrow.
Come on, big daddy, it looks great [cat head]
You see, it turns out they were participating in a survival show in a virtual environment. So how did the original owner die? If you die in the virtual environment, will you die in reality too? Isn't there anyone who will be held accountable for the guest's death?
So cute, lamb's ear grass www
"" Is a big thorn in the side of the author~ intimate
My wife is lucky today! It feels so good ah ah ah ah ah
Hahahahahaha, it's okay for the heroine to be on vacation when someone else is trying to survive!
"This shelter has been occupied by the authorities" is a big bug for the author~
The male protagonist is very. . Form two. Well. Failure
How did the original heroine leave? The meaning in the article is that the original heroine braved the wind and rain to find food and got sick. But isn't this a virtual environment variety show?
Haha Dan, you can't just feel that your brother is dreaming, but you don't know if the person in the dream is you, right?