As a wild king, Chu Muzi's life was a failure.
He has no help
Even if his Li Bai is so handsome
Even if his friend Lan doesn't have gua sha
Even if his Han Tiaotiao can take Yaomei to fly a kite
Even if his mirror can fly like a thunder god
But he has no help!
In every round, no support player is willing to play with him
Or, double queue with support and mage
Or, double queue with support and shooter
Or, support and follow up with single and double queues
Or, the jungler is robbed, and the support and jungler will be paired up.
No matter what, Chu Muzi just didn't have any help.
!
It's not easy to find someone who can support me in solo queue.
Chu Muzi's words of help and farewell successfully persuaded him to leave.
Finally one day, Chu Muzi was full after eating dog food.
He decided to find an assistant on his own
It's great to find this assistant.
Not to mention both soft and hard skills, occasionally the support player is robbed of his electric horse, but he still shows off very well.
After playing together for three months, Chu Muzi felt that this support could handle it!
Even the couple's names were changed.
Even Yao's national standard was obtained with a small assistant.
As a result, the assistant didn't reply to his messages for a week.
Chu Muzi comforted herself that it was okay, the assistant was just too busy
One day when he saw that the assistant was online, Chu Muzi hurriedly brought the assistant in. Before Chu Muzi could ask why the assistant hadn't responded to messages these days, the assistant opened the mic and asked who he was. Chu Muzi couldn't answer right away, so the assistant went out and deleted him with a backhand.
When his roommate found out about this, he said that his assistant was definitely a Tongtiandai, which was a lie. He said he was not necessarily a man.
Chu Muzi didn't believe it, but the scenes of getting along with the little assistant swirled in his memory.
It seems that the assistant may indeed be a man.
For example, the assistant has never turned on the mic except for the day he was deleted.
The junior auxiliary jungler is better than him in confrontation
…
His assistant is a liar
Might as well be a man
…
Self-esteem made Chu Muzi feel that he should do something
How about cheating him back?
Then lie back.
Wild king's irritable straight man is attacked by a gentle "liar" senior
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Reading tips:
1. The assistant is just attacking, not deliberately cheating. I will talk about it later.
2 When you are being deceived, you don't know that the attacker is a minor support, and the victim is deliberately deceiving. Don't imitate him!
3 Shou will find out that Gong is a little supporter, and they will only get together after they find out.
4 The author is a novice in writing, a super novice! If the writing is not good, please criticize me lightly. You can provide guidance but don't point fingers.
5 People who live up to their names
Purpose: You need to be cautious when dating online and cherish the person in front of you
