The Sick Beauty Went Crazy with Chinese Poetry

In the post-natural disaster era, Chinese civilization has been left behind and almost broken. When Xie Tinghen came over and started a live broadcast, the audience would laugh: A sick man calls himself a swordsman? Retro cosplay? [Anchors from the good-looking area come to the Adventure Channel to gain popularity? You're so white-faced, let's crowdfund oxygen bottles! Until on the escape boat, the sickly beauty, with pale lips and long hair as loose as crow feathers, coughed up blood and wrote a poem - "Ande Yitian Sword, cross the sea and kill the long whale." The live broadcast room joked: [Write a suicide note and start a fight? The next second, the Yitian Sword in Li Bai's poem jumped out of the air. The sickly beauty was holding the sword, her wrist was so thin that it made people feel distressed, and she waved it gently—— The giant ship that was chasing them was neatly broken into two halves. ……? ? ? [I retracted my laughter, is it too late to kneel now? [No, where did this weapon come from? ? ? Later, the whole world knew: this was really a swordsman, and a swordsman who could recite poetry. The colonial company wanted to cause trouble before leaving? Recite "The sword shines upon the sky and the sky becomes blue"! Strange monsters causing trouble in the mountains and rivers? Read the sentence "One sword frost-cold fourteen states"! ... One sword once served as a million-man warrior... The Thirty-six Peaks Long Sword is here... The flying sword kills the floating clouds and the princes come to the west... The mastermind behind the scenes broke through: "How many ancient poems do you Chinese people still have?!" Xie Tinghen smiled and coughed twice before raising his sword: "Ah, I don't know either." Xie Tinghen is reading poetry again! Run on the other side, hahaha! [In the age of science and technology, the boss led us to rely on Tang poetry and Song lyrics to defeat us? Is this reasonable? China's foundation is really strong, we know nothing about strength. In the cyber era, the whole world is writing pulse cannons with enchantments and stacking superpowers. Xie Tinghen is writing three hundred Tang poems for five thousand years. And his tall and cold lover stayed with him throughout the whole process, catching him after he collapsed softly after exhaustion of mental energy, and put him back on the bed: "Pah, pah, pah." The man stood at the head of the bed, the mechanical seal applauding, his face expressionless. Xie Tinghen lay down skillfully and gently caressed his chest: "I really won't care next time!" ——I promise to run faster than anyone else next time! Atic in the cyber era, the sick beauty swordsman went crazy while reciting poems, and the ancestors lined up to deliver the sword! # ———————— [Completed, welcome to the column to read] "I Quit the Entertainment Circle for Ski Jumping" [Advance collection of the next volume] "Interstellar Variety Show Producer" Xiang Han travels through the interstellar era. I found that the country was weak in the entertainment industry, and I had no choice but to abandon it all during the Great Migration of Civilization - looking at my personal account, the balance was negative. Xiang Han closed his eyes and pondered, and decided to start with a variety show that combines the hot spots, laughter, and excitement of modern entertainment! 1. Without initial funds, he solicited passers-by to do love variety shows. Starman: What kind of variety show does your partner want? After the broadcast started, the audience said: Female guest No. 4 Just wants to save points. She is definitely here to deceive Kaizi! Female guest No. 3, The little mermaid, is so stupid that I cried. Don't stop me. I want Mortal Kombat! 2. Love variety shows were followed by big platforms, and guests were asked to leave at high prices. Xiang Han remained calm and made a show called "Star 101" Before the broadcast, Interstellar viewers: Who can watch more than 100 amateurs with no reputation? After the broadcast, the interstellar audience said: "Oh my God, I can't live after the 10 people were eliminated today. Why! Xiang Han's black box!" - "Step aside, yesterday the second princess of country T publicly expressed her support for my brother's fight for C! To the eternal god of PD!" 3. The new variety show was criticized by experts as having no cultural connotation. Xiang Han thought about it and came up with a program plan the next day called "Tracing the Origin - Chinese Treasures". Expert xx: Xiang pd, join us and rectify the origins of major civilizations! Officials of xx country: We sincerely invite pd to participate in our search for the ancient earth project. Star Netizens: Don't listen to them, ask PD to continue to be the god of variety shows! ! ! A passionate legend about the counterattack of little interstellar characters, the bright light of the entertainment industry in the interstellar era! Welcome to click on the column to pre-receive. Thank you to all interstellar viewers for supporting us to pd! —— Quotes from verses in the copy: With the sword leaning on the sky, I crossed the sea to kill the long whale - Song of Linjiang Wangjie Li Bai One sword frost-frozen fourteen states - Offering money to his father Guan Xiu One sword once served as a division for millions——Veteran General Wang Wei The Long Sword of the Thirty-six Peaks - Three Poems from Qiyang by Yuan Haowen Wielding a sword to defeat the floating clouds, the princes came to the west - Ancient Style (The King of Qin swept Liuhe) Li Bai Purpose: The swordsman upholds the spirit of the mighty chivalrous man, remains indomitable in the cyberpunk world, skillfully absorbs the essence of civilization, saves the common people from water and fire, and contributes to the revitalization of civilization.