Straight Man, but Has Eight Children

Fang Xubai woke up and found that the world had gone crazy. ——To be precise, he made the world crazy. Coming home from overtime work on a rainy night, he just bought a sausage from a convenience store, and in the blink of an eye he was standing in a different world where asphalt flowed all over the street. Veins popped out of the neon tubes, and the stars on the billboards grinned at him from ear to ear. [Welcome home, mother. Countless voices roared in his head. … Many years later, Fang Xubai still didn't understand. He hates being touched by these pollutants - probably. "…Hands away." He frowned and lay languidly on the bed. Something was slowly moving under the skin of his abdomen. "Don't touch me." "…Disgusting." But those things still clung to him, sticky, cold tentacles crawling out of the shadows like snakes, wrapping around his wrists, ankles, and neck. "Mother..." "... So hungry." He closed his eyes and sank into the quilt. ''Roll. '' ——But it is pollution itself. ——It is a breeding ground for monsters. 1. Fang Xubai, male, gave birth to an unconventional child, not 1v1, pure xp work, filled in all the people I want to write about 2. He is annoyed by these slimy things, maybe (The copy may be changed, so the first version will be posted first) **** Pre-collection of "The whole galaxy is helping me conquer the mission objectives" 1. He Yu woke up and found that he had traveled through time. Good news: You have entered the recently popular interstellar war game "Era of Melee" and it is also bound to the system. Bad news: He became a crane tail of the Logistics Department of the Human Race Military Academy, and his major is "Interstellar Battlefield Material Management and Equipment Maintenance" - commonly known as... Battlefield repairman. He Yu lowered his head and looked at his thin arms and legs, then looked at the physical fitness test score of 29 points, and finally looked at the dazzling line of prompts on the system interface: [Please conquer one of the demons of the Round Table: Alez] He slowly typed a question mark. "System, wake up, that's one of the bosses in the later dungeons that can split planets with one strike! And I! I can't even afford a ticket to his lair!" [Ding! It is detected that the host is inactive and the task assistance mode is automatically turned on] [Newbie gift pack has been distributed: Demon clan aesthetic preference analysis report x1] [Warm reminder: The target object recently likes human handicrafts] He Yu: "... Is there a serious problem with this system?" Initial mission: [Give Alez a hand-embroidered handkerchief (reward: Structure diagram of the γ branch of the omnic clan)] He Yu: "..." "I don't even know where they are, so send them to hell!" He closed the system panel directly and decided to pretend he didn't see it. As a result, one day later, the military academy suddenly held the "Interstellar Culture Festival" and required each student to submit a hand-embroidered product. He Yu casually handed over a handkerchief that he had embroidered by himself. A week later, the task was completed. [Rewards have been distributed: Omnic clan γ branch structure diagram (full version)] He Yu looked at the information that appeared in his terminal out of thin air, filled with questions: "Have I completed my mission? I didn't even see Alez's shadow?!" 2. Alez, one of the seven commanders of the demon clan, suddenly found a line of floating text in his field of vision one day: [Give Alez a hand-embroidered handkerchief (reward: Structure diagram of the γ branch of the omnic clan)] He narrowed his scarlet eyes and sneered: "Which clan's illusion is this? It's boring." At the Devil's Round Table, he casually mentioned this matter and found out—— All the high-level demons looked at him with subtle expressions. Alez: "... Can you see it too?" Demons: "Yes, but is it none of our business?" He thought for a moment and decided to ignore it. As a result, a week later, he met the human army by chance. The human race suddenly sent a messenger to deliver a handkerchief embroidered with crooked flowers, saying that "the human race He Yu admired Lord Alez and specially embroidered it." Alez: "..." He looked down at the mission description on the panel, then at the veil, and was silent for a long time. Mission accomplished. [Rewards have been distributed: Analysis of the weaknesses of the omnic γ branch] Alez: "... Interesting." 3. The human military recently held the "Omnic Organization Conjecture Contest" with generous rewards. He Yu looked at the [Structural Diagram of the γ Branch of the Omnic Machine Tribe] in his system, hesitated for a moment, and then handed it over. Two months later, the human race won a complete victory in the battle against the omnics - a precise attack on the energy core of the γ branch. Alez looked at the battle report and suddenly reacted: "Gan! Can humans also see that mission panel?!" 4. He Yu has been confused recently. His system tasks are always completed inexplicably: [Task: Give Alez a flower and receive a gift in return] ——The next day, the demon messenger sent a bouquet of roses, saying it was "Lord Alez's return gift." [Task: Have dinner together] ——The human military suddenly arranged a "two-community dinner" and arranged his and Alez's seats together. [Mission: Hold Hands Once] - Alez "conveniently" grabbed him on the battlefield and squeezed his wrist. He Yu: "???" "Is this strategy progressing too fast?!" Purpose: Even if you fall into the muddiest and most miserable world, you must get up, because even if you no longer hold the power and are no longer in your prime, there will always be someone who will stick to you until death.