After a dormitory violence incident:
All the creatures in the dormitory: "Nannan, you know, you are very round."
Li Nannan: "Yuan? Is my face as fat as yours?"
... After another burst of violence:
"Do you know what round is? It's just too flat!!"
Um...
Jasmine: The above is a summary of the life of the heroine in this article╮(╯_╰)╭
Li Nannan: Damn, sister, my life has just begun, don't use this ending tone, you're talking nonsense!
Xiaoqin: "Mo Xiaozhu, are you sure you want to marry this girl as your wife?"
Mo Yun: "⊙⊙bhan, is it okay to regret it now?"
Li Nannan: "Little Zhengtai, after eating sister's marshmallow, do you think you can run away? I put poison in it, ohhhhh~~~"
Mo Yun: "/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~, I love marshmallows."
Jasmine's summary: The last sentence has the same effect as Big Big Wolf's love for his wife\(^o^)/~
Audience: What kind of messy copywriting is this? You are talking nonsense (ノ＝Д＝)ノ┻━┻Turning the table!
Jasmine: That's it, let's write a one-sentence copy: This article is about a fake otaku with the soul of shota who returns to the game where she once broke her heart and teases cute animals in order to seduce the fake young shota, and by the way, she is attracted by a great god!
Jasmine Tips:
1. The background of the game is "Dragon Babu";
2. This article is a romance disguised as an online game. If you like pure online game adventures, please stay away;
3. For your health and the life of your computer, please do not eat or drink while reading this article;
4. Just for a smile, don't take it too seriously, don't take ginseng and cock;
5. The novel is purely fictional, so be careful when dating online;
6. Wen seeks collection, and people seek support.
7. This article is exclusively published in Jinjiang, please do not reprint it. Well, above~
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