Luo Xiaodong's mother sent an ultimatum: Damn girl, if you don't bring back a boyfriend this Chinese New Year, I won't let you in!
Xiaodong called his friend in despair: Is there anyone from SOS who is also from the end of the world who can introduce me to a play to go home to celebrate the New Year!
Friend: What do you want?
Xiaodong: I don't want to be colleagues in the company, I don't want to be classmates, and my appearance must not match me ("Otherwise my mother won't believe you!")
Friend: ... There really is one.
Two days later, Xiaodong did not expect to see her contract boyfriend at the airport. What was even more outrageous was that she actually knew him...
She blasted her friends before the plane took off: Where did you find such a handsome man? ! !
Friend: My husband said that he has not been around women for more than 20 years. It is said... You know~
Two weeks later:
Luo Xiaodong: I promised not to be lewd!
He pressed her in his arms: I never said that.
Both slap in the face
Dry firewood
Adhering to the principle that "men affect the speed at which I draw my sword", I only watch the "drama queen" Yan GouNv
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A cold-faced man who plays tricks on every occasion and thinks "women only love my face"
Intention: Only if you pamper yourself to heaven, others will pamper you to heaven.