[British and American] My Boyfriend Arkham Knight

Your name is Andy. You are a retired mercenary. Your life after retirement is very good. You have a boyfriend on your left hand and a dog on your right hand. You are very happy. Until one day your boss's boyfriend suddenly disappeared, and you followed his traces and finally found him in your boss's hometown of Gotham. At that time, he was wearing a red bucket and expressed disbelief at your appearance and thought you were telling lies again. In order to prove that what you said was sincere and true, you decided to take practical actions to prove it. He punches the clown and kicks his father-in-law, even his brothers. In order to win the beauty's heart, he tells you to go east but you will never go west, and if he asks you to go to heaven, you pick the stars and the moon and give them to him. After some manipulation, he finally recognized you, and just as you were kissing sweetly, your real boyfriend wearing a blue helmet appeared and witnessed everything. You:... Listen to my explanation Finally, you have a red barrel in your left hand and a blue barrel in your right hand. Alas, you sighed, life is really unpredictable, the big intestine wraps up the small intestine. Happiness is often so simple and unpretentious! Intention: Prove yourself with practical actions