Announcement: The timeline involved in this article is Manchester United in the 21-22 season and after, and the current situation is that Manchester United's current situation makes me a little dizzy and uninspired.
After Narcissus has finished writing this article, I won't publish this article in the short term. Let me wait and see how the new coach leads the team, and think about whether I can write it or not.
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A. When De Gea first met Phil, it was in a toilet at a comic show.
At that time, he was still naive and watched helplessly as the thin "girl" from COS turned into his goddess - Hyuga Hinata, followed him into the men's room, and lifted up her skirt without hesitation under De Gea's horrified expression...
B. When De Gea met Phil for the second time, it was when his e-sports team was playing a match with a Portuguese team.
The Portuguese boy with shawl-long hair and all his hair dyed a forgiving color was the most handsome kid in the entire competition. He raised his knife like a god of murder and beat the boys in his team until they cried for their fathers...
C. When De Gea met Phil for the third time, the original boy had grown into a tall young man, and his green hair had turned back to black. As a new signing in the winter window, he was shyly following the head coach into the locker room.
While everyone was whispering that the Red Devils were about to welcome a little sheep, only De Gea remained silent.
Sure enough, as soon as the head coach left, the "little sheep" showed his true colors.
He spoke English that was not fluent in grape flavor and provoked the entire Manchester United locker room without showing any signs of weakness. He looked like a thorn in the side.
D. Looking at his new teammates who will stand in front of him and become a member of Manchester United's defense in the future, De Gea sadly and angrily covered his aching liver, silently feeling sorry for himself.
Will he have to bear all this alone after all?
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Impatient Phil: Hey, you stupid Spanish guy, stop being so dramatic. I was praised by our youth training coach as a strong defender who can become Portugal's new Pepe in the future. Don't always look at me in horror, okay?
Hard-hit duck: Pepe? ? ? So you are good at punching cards and getting cards? ? ?
At this time, De Gea completely forgot that Pepe is more than a monk. When he calms down, he is an out-and-out defensive iron gate.
And Phil was the best partner sent to him by God, who would make great contributions to his future clean sheets.
Note:
1. Manchester United goalkeeper De Gea vs. Philippe (nicknamed Phil)
2. I'm sorry for falling in love with De Gea's girlfriend.
3. Although Phil is not a stable character and is a bit off-kilter, he is an unexpected and reliable defensive iron gate during the game.
I said I would give the duck an iron gate, and I will keep my word. Isn't this what happened?
4. Open this article after writing Narcissus Next Door.
Intention: I am willing to give everything for the competition
