Journey to the West Working Diary

The ancient Buddha, the True Dharma Ming Tathagata, had thousands of incarnations outside his body, and I was one of them when I was cast into the wandering world. However, I endured hardships and finally became one on my own and became the teacher of the Seven Buddhas. I have countless good faith, and I know everything, until that day, a shocking day, a monkey named Sun Wukong appeared out of thin air—— To be on an equal footing with the Jade Emperor, he overthrew the Nantian Gate and leveled the Lingxiao Palace, but was pushed to the limit by the Tathagata and forced to reflect at the foot of the mountain. I listened to the sounds of the world and saved all sentient beings. I also wanted to save the innocent but lost monkey to become a Buddha, but I never expected that almost all the monsters he sent to cause trouble for the monkey were beaten by him. I brought enough magic weapons with me when I went down, so - There are three hundred and sixty-five days in a year, and the monkey has to run to the South China Sea for help on three hundred days. I said he was a troublemaker and would definitely turn me into the first Bodhisattva in all the worlds to be annoyed to the point of being bald. The Dragon Girl asked me: "Bodhisattva, you said Sun Wukong is a shit stirrer, then... Our Purple Bamboo Forest?" Me: "..." Hui'an asked me: "Master, the bear in Black Wind Mountain wants to take refuge in my Buddha..." Me: "..." The twenty-four heavens dodge and dodge: "The wild monsters on the westward journey have almost disappeared... Do you think?" Me: "It doesn't matter, I have my own opinion!" Later, for the sake of my own opinions, I changed a lot, from an eighty-year-old woman, a mountain goblin, to an ordinary mortal... I was either trying to trick monkeys into taking cassocks, or tricking monsters, or I was trying to trick pigs or cicadas to test their sincerity in learning scriptures. I am a Bodhisattva, and I am either lying or on the way to lying... Amitabha, monks do not lie! Ps: Thanks to my friend for making the cover! This article is not a serious complaint, it is for entertainment only, and I reject the theory of black chess pieces in Journey to the West! Intention: Fight workers, come on!