[You are a pathogen, and everyone who has been in contact with you will be infected with the virus. As time progresses to an advanced stage, they will have a strong urge to have a romantic relationship with you]
[Methods of transmission include sound, breath and related audio and video images. Please properly handle your personal belongings and pay attention to personal safety]
…
Li's passive skill is called [Love Brain Virus], but it has side effects.
He triggered the skill at the anti-pornography scene, but it had side effects.
"I have a murder weapon hidden on me? How could this happen?" The man was wearing only a bathrobe and his tone was joking.
"Officer Mingjian, if you want to say that, then please come and check it yourself."
His original intention was to make the other party retreat in the face of difficulties, but unexpectedly, Li Li had lost his mind. His mind was full of "big trees with deep roots", his eyes were straight, and he covered his mouth and let out a "chirp".
Damn, I look so awesome.
"C-is it okay??"
He looked like an honest person.
Man:……?
He won't be able to fix it.
He did not know that he had contracted a terminal disease.
The virus will gradually eat away at his brain, and there is no cure.
…
[The zombie ate your brain, chewed it and spit it out, saying: Yue, this is so bitter. ]
[You said it was because you have experienced the pain of love. ]
[Ah - love! It is truly an incurable and incurable disease! ]
[Even though he covered his mouth, the pants twisted around and escaped from his crotch. ]
"Shut up! What are you saying in other people's heads!!" Li Li said angrily.
"Just look at it, others will laugh out loud if they use your skill."
The system gloats.
"Isn't it just that in addition to people, you are also fascinated by things that are not human?"
There are also some side effects, but they are just that when you see someone who looks good, you kiss or hug her away, and you become a love brain.
There are also a lot of people on the forum who have sent private messages asking for advice, "How to get the boss to release 18 tons of water for me in just three sentences."
Li Li, who regained consciousness, slowly cracked open.
How can anyone not be crazy? Just hold on.
[This article will be published on v on 5.25. Thank you all and please support me in the future! ]
Guide:
1. Unlimited streaming, except for lovers, there are basically no normal NPCs.
2. It's a slice, the ending is 1v1, clear the level with one heart, forced to be the sea king, and the Shura field.
3. Try your best to write a funny article, but there's nothing you can do if it's not funny.
——Please accept the documents in advance——
"Hello, please don't be a dog"
Tai Lang's classmate sent him information and said to him the next day: "Your roommate feels so weird."
He said he had no roommates and his classmates persuaded him to move.
When my classmate came to visit his new home, I told him later that I thought his landlord was also weird.
He said Weiguai was good because he would be killed soon, thus starting a sadomasochistic love affair between his classmate and his landlord, which he happily completed.
But the landlord never had any intention of killing him, and always responded to his requests. Once he didn't make any demands to the landlord, the man would go crazy.
The plot is getting really weird.
Tai Lang braced himself: Don't go crazy here.
…
Tai Lang became lovers with the amnesiac man he picked up and took care of for a year.
Half a year after the relationship was confirmed, the man disappeared. A few months later, he saw the news on TV that the man who was the heir to a chaebol was engaged to someone else.
The man regained his memory, but forgot about him, drew a line, and threw money in his face.
Tai Lang faked crying for two days according to the script. From then on, he became a major factor in the sadomasochistic relationship between the man and his engagement partner. He was in a happy mood and was ready to get off work.
As a result, the man whom he hadn't seen for more than half a year suddenly blocked the door, as if he had some indescribable addiction. His instincts tortured his body, destroyed his spirit, and annihilated his reason. He was split in half by happiness and pain. Without mercy, his heart and body were itching like ants crawling.
Tai Lang: How could this happen?
Can't you just drink some Chinese medicine to recuperate it?
…
Tai Lang learned to be smart.
Although the salary is less, you can still get it.
This time he just had to wait for the real young master who had been replaced by a civet cat to be the prince, and kick him out.
He viciously insulted the real young master. Unexpectedly, the real young master was not angry at all. The more he scolded, the happier he became, and the more he scolded, the more excited he became.
"You scold me again." The young master begged sincerely.
Tai Lang collapsed.
Damn it, why are there so many dogs!
Putting aside whether they are dogs or not, they are not even human beings! !
Guide:
1. I have an abortion, a foreigner + big breasts + self-devotion, does anyone understand? If you understand, then we are half-sisters.
2. Slice, ending 1v1
——Recommended completed article [Thousands of people outside the fan] column can be found
Intention: Stick to what you love
Reader comments
The charming landlady is entangled, the cold and tyrannical boss falls ill on the spot, and the young master from an aristocratic family is scolded for being addicted, so why is he trying to turn into a dog? Not only not a human, but an actual dog.
Don't be too mucky, don't go crazy here, attract perverts and become unfortunate, it is his fate to fall into the trap.
He runs away, he chases, he can't fly.
Pre-collection of "Hello, Please Don't Be a Dog", watching the protagonist being licked is extremely unlucky.
I'm looking forward to it a little bit. Let's take all the sisters in. There are many tutors with hot beauties.
It's easy to mess up, but it doesn't matter, I will take action in the early stage
I feel like these two people don't deserve to be forgiven, so let's forget about the harm done to others [hugging thighs]
Sorry, I really can't understand this article. I prefer the author's writing style TVT in the first two articles. .
The CPU burned out, but I can imagine that Min Lin must have paid a high price to send the baby back to the real world.
Children who want to see the new pit are also anxious, anxious, anxious
It ended really too quickly.
It's so sad to see Xu's mother pass away and the Xu family gradually become embattled from all sides, I can't [cry loudly]
Hmm... Small World is beautiful, but the ending is confusing
It looks good. When will I open a new article qaq?
New Wenmi, I want New Wenga
So the ark controlled by Menggui is on the inside?
"Raising" is a big bug for the author~
beware
It's so awesome. It's so awesome.
OK, countdown to the end——
It's so fast. It's going to be over in no time.
When will Madam update?
Check in again
It would be great if Duanjing was opened [shy]
Finished with flowers~ I wish us health, happiness, peace and prosperity in the new year! !
Finished spreading flowers ~ I want to cry in the extra episode and take a look at my wife's panties
When will you publish a new article? Hurry up, hurry up
Woo woo woo woo, it's finally over, woo woo woo woo woo, I haven't seen enough yet, woo woo woo
Throw flowers! But the short one wasn't enough. I thought it would be a long infinite stream.
Delicious? Rice, fragrant
The front is very smooth, but the back may be a bit difficult to catch up with when I ask for leave, but it's still pretty good.
Only then did I realize that it was finished. The progress was too fast...
So awesome! That's awesome! The plot is great and the writing has improved a lot! Keep up the good work, sisters!
Wow, this article has made great progress! The writing is great. When will I publish a new article? It's been a year. Woohoo.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh touched my xp! !
The charming landlady is entangled, the cold and tyrannical boss falls ill on the spot, and the young master from an aristocratic family is scolded for being addicted, so why is he trying to turn into a dog? Not only not a human, but an actual dog. Don't be too mucky, don't go crazy here, attract perverts and become unfortunate, it is his fate to fall into the trap. He runs away, he chases, he can't fly. Pre-collection of "Hello, Please Don't Be a Dog", watching the protagonist being licked is extremely unlucky.
I'm looking forward to it a little bit. Let's take all the sisters in. There are many tutors with hot beauties.
It's easy to mess up, but it doesn't matter, I will take action in the early stage
I feel like these two people don't deserve to be forgiven, so let's forget about the harm done to others [hugging thighs]
Sorry, I really can't understand this article. I prefer the author's writing style TVT in the first two articles. .
The CPU burned out, but I can imagine that Min Lin must have paid a high price to send the baby back to the real world.
Children who want to see the new pit are also anxious, anxious, anxious
It ended really too quickly.
It's so sad to see Xu's mother pass away and the Xu family gradually become embattled from all sides, I can't [cry loudly]
Hmm... Small World is beautiful, but the ending is confusing
It looks good. When will I open a new article qaq?
New Wenmi, I want New Wenga
So the ark controlled by Menggui is on the inside?
"Raising" is a big bug for the author~ beware
It's so awesome. It's so awesome.
OK, countdown to the end——
It's so fast. It's going to be over in no time.
When will Madam update?
Check in again It would be great if Duanjing was opened [shy]
Finished with flowers~ I wish us health, happiness, peace and prosperity in the new year! !
Finished spreading flowers ~ I want to cry in the extra episode and take a look at my wife's panties
When will you publish a new article? Hurry up, hurry up
Woo woo woo woo, it's finally over, woo woo woo woo woo, I haven't seen enough yet, woo woo woo
Throw flowers! But the short one wasn't enough. I thought it would be a long infinite stream.
Delicious? Rice, fragrant
The front is very smooth, but the back may be a bit difficult to catch up with when I ask for leave, but it's still pretty good.
Only then did I realize that it was finished. The progress was too fast...
So awesome! That's awesome! The plot is great and the writing has improved a lot! Keep up the good work, sisters!
Wow, this article has made great progress! The writing is great. When will I publish a new article? It's been a year. Woohoo.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh touched my xp! !