Pre-collection of the articles "It's time for the little sea otter to be cute" and "The Demon King of Time Travel is Crazy for Eggs". Please collect them~
Yu Yan has traveled through time. He is a salty fish. Traveling through time is like lying down in a different place.
When he had no choice but to go out, he picked up a big cat out of kindness. The big cat was as big as a palm, but it could eat a pot in one meal.
Yu Yan: "..."
Finished, I can't afford to support QAQ at all.
So, in order to survive, Yu Yan could only go back to his old career and write articles on Star, but what to write about...
Yu Yan accidentally saw the marshal's photo and had an idea: "The Overbearing Marshal Falls in Love with Me" and "Secrets the Marshal and the Shit Shovel Officer Have to Tell" turned out to be popular all over the Internet.
Interstellar readers were shocked: This author must be too courageous! ! He actually insulted our marshal with such a romantic attitude! !
Then after they read the article... Oh, it smells so good.
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Having tasted the sweetness, Yu Yan wrote more and more exaggeratedly. Finally, the article "The sweet husband ran with the ball, and the marshal chased his wife in tears for twelve years" was published, and the whole Internet was abuzz.
Readers:
"Has Haas, I'm so good!"
"Big Modo Modo!"
"With a wave of my hand, there are a bunch of landmines!"
With tears in his eyes, Yu Yan hugged his cub, who had grown bigger than him: "Zai, remember this man, he is our reborn parent! Let's make a memorial tablet to honor him!!"
However, in the next moment, his cub turned into a living person in front of him.
The key is this person! They look exactly like the "reborn parents"! ! !
Yu Yan: "!!!?"
You Zhi's ice-blue eyes were locked on the human being in front of her, and her tone was casual but vaguely threatening: "Reborn parents?"
Yu Yan: "... Dad!! Dad!!"
He was so frightened that he burst into tears and said, "I made it up all over the Internet. I just make a living. Please let me go, okay?!"
The main thing is that most of the money is for you to eat! !
You Zhi's body froze, and then he slowly showed a dangerous smile: "Let you go? Okay."
"The kindness of a drop of water should be repaid by a spring of water," his pale fingers slowly lifted Yu Yan's chin: "You can repay with your body."
Salted fish sand sculpture shou × milky, cool and affectionate attack
Pre-received article, please collect it~
"It's time for the little sea otter to be cute"
Bai Bai is the smartest little sea otter in the aquarium. After he fell ill, he woke up one day and found that he had transformed into an interstellar waste prince.
Yes, he can become a human being.
And it is the only existence in the interstellar that can switch between animals and humans at will.
Bai Bai: The sea otter was shocked. Jpg
How terrifying! !
"And he also has a fiancé who doesn't like him.
He didn't understand, how could any human being not like him?
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As the strongest weapon in the galaxy, Admiral Kai Te hates his nominal fiancé.
Although his fiancé was an imperial prince, he was not enterprising and did not do his job properly. He loved vanity and only showed off. However, one day suddenly, his fiancé turned into a little sea otter in front of him.
Kaite: "..."
Hold on, no, don't be fooled by his appearance!
Later.
The little sea otter rubs his face with his hands to clean his fur.
Admiral Kai Te: Yes... It's a bit cute.
The little sea otter covered his eyes and yawned.
Admiral Kaite turned away his head calmly: "..."
Cute.
The little sea otter pulled his trousers and slept while swimming.
Admiral Kaite moved his fingers slightly: "..."
My heart is about to be transformed into cuteness!
The little sea otter used his mecha to knock open the crab.
"..."
Admiral Kai Te coughed lightly: "I'll buy you any mecha color you like."
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"The Demon King of Time Travel Is Crazy for Eggs"
Lin Yang, an ordinary office worker, accidentally made a deal with the Demon God of the Abyss in a dream.
When he woke up the next day, he appeared in a different world and became the great devil in the abyss and death land.
The deal between him and the devil is to let him give birth to a child with real blood and raise him as an adult.
But this is so difficult for him who was born single.
After he went through all kinds of hardships, he finally got a human black magician on the Bright Continent.
First meeting:
As an introverted and stupid person, he could only make awkward conversations.
The Sheep Demon King: What is your name and where do you live?
Dark Magician:......
Demon King: Then I'll wait for you here tomorrow.
Magician:......
After the Demon King finally got hold of the magician, he was counterattacked. Before he could get angry and beat him up, the time to stay in the Bright Continent was up, so he could only secretly send him back to the abyss. He thought he could wait quietly and get pregnant. Who knows, I'm pregnant.
The second meeting:
The Sheep Demon King learned the lesson from last time and found a cute and soft human to strike up a conversation with and was about to flirt with him.
Unexpectedly, the black magician suddenly appeared, with red eyes, and sent him to bed angrily.
The third meeting:
That was the annual grand ceremony of the Abyss. Linyang felt his growing belly comfortably on the Demon King's seat.
As a result, I saw that damn black magician in the crowd.
This frightened him.
Asked online, is it still too late to pretend not to know him?
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The black magician Holson is a senior magician. One day, he was dragged to the tavern by his friends. Unexpectedly, he was spotted by a little sheep.
First meeting:
Although the little sheep likes to talk nonsense, it is very cute and will take the initiative to deliver it to your door.
Then he will not be soft-hearted.
However, when he woke up the next day, he found that the other party had slipped away?
Holson: Are you trying to get his attention? Oh.
However, day after day passed, and the little sheep never appeared again.
Holson: You want to run away if you mess with me? Don't let me meet you and make you want to die.
One month later.
Holson: Woo hoo hoo, where has his little sheep gone? I can't find it.
The second meeting:
Holson tried his best to find Little Sheep for three months, but in the end, he met him in a pub and actually kissed me with someone else?
Holson was so angry that he immediately resisted the person and ran away.
But the next day, his little sheep ran away again.
The third meeting:
Holson searched hard for half a year and almost went crazy. He actually saw the little sheep eating delicious food leisurely on the Demon King's chair?
Holson's eyes were cold: The eggs in his belly belong to some wild man!
Intention: to overcome obstacles with you and make progress together.
Reader comments
As the article describes the protagonist's book as "awkward" and "awkward", I don't know why I finished reading it?
As the article describes the protagonist's book as "awkward" and "awkward", I don't know why I finished reading it?