Give Me a Straight Man

#The Story of a Straight Boyfriend Turning into a Boyfriend# My gay friend is in love, and the partner is a straight man My straight boyfriend is also in love, and the partner is a straight man Are all straight men these days Bodhisattva, so easy to break up with? Meng Ran: Then give me a Bodhisattva... Bah, straight man! You have to be handsome, you have to have long legs, you have to be excellent in all aspects, you have to have a good personality, right? The day after Meng Ran made his wish, the male god from the computer department next door parachuted into their dormitory. Handsome, long legs, excellent in all aspects, good personality, straight man The key is that they still know each other, they are familiar friends since childhood. Not only a sweetheart, but also the person Meng Ran has been secretly in love with for many years but cannot get. Meng Ran: ... God, you have gone too far. —— The so-called straight man is: you like him, but he doesn't know it, forget it, and he interferes with your dates again and again. At this time, if you don't know him or talk to him, he feels that you don't treat him as a friend. If you are angry with him, he still feels that he is very innocent. Meng Ran: Ah! Dog straight man! The so-called straight man is: you are gay, and he treats you as a brother. He puts his arms around you, talks intimately with you, and occasionally touches the body that crosses the line. Your heart is shaking so much that your soul is about to fly. After taking a shower, he is wandering around the dormitory shirtless and with his eight-pack abs exposed. You don't think it's in vain. He suddenly comes over and asks you what you are doing. You feel the approaching hormones and your heartbeat speeds up. Meng Ran: Ah~~straight man, sweet. The so-called straight man is: you confess that you like him, and he looks at you inexplicably and says: "Today is not April Fool's Day." Meng Ran: I'm fooling you! The so-called straight man is: he likes you, you don't know, and he doesn't know either. Meng Ran:………… —— Lu Ouxun is a straight man, and his close relationship with Meng Ran is purely because they are friends and have a good relationship, at least that's what he always thought. Meng Ran came out to him and told him that he liked boys. Lu Ouxun: What's this? Are they gay? Aren't they all over the street? Meng Ran discussed with him which boy he could pursue. Lu Ouxun remained silent. Meng Ran stared at the other boys The corners of Lu Ouxun's mouth turned downwards Meng Ran asked others for WeChat Lu Ouxun was furious Meng Ran invites boys to drink milk tea Lu Ouxun's eyes were full of knives Meng Ran goes on a date with someone Lu Ouxun vomited a mouthful of blood in his heart Meng Ranhe... Lu Ouxun grabbed Meng Ran's arm: I regretted it. I don't agree with you liking boys. Everyone on the street can be gay, but you can't. Meng Ran:? ? ? ? Later, Lu Ouxun finally found out that the person Meng Ran liked was actually him. Lu Ouxun frowned, deeply puzzled: You like me and you chase other boys in front of me? Do you know what single-mindedness means? Meng Ran muttered: I didn't know you were in the closet Lu Ouxun: Who said I was a closeted person? I'm straight! Straight! I just happen to like you! Enter v on Tuesday 6.28, Thank you for your support~ Copywritten on 2022/1/6 Mission: Where there is a will, there is a way