
I Became Famous After Writing a Biography for My Scumbag Ex
为渣前任立传后我火了
by Shan Lanzhi (山岚之)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 434k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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New articles in the series: "Stand-in Beauty O Wants to Go Away", pre-collections: "The Scumbag Movie King Is in the Crematorium", "The Top-notch Ex-Husband Regrets", the copy is at the bottom. ———————————————————————— Copywriting of this article: Mu Song fell in love with Lu Yuan at first sight, and even though he knew he had Bai Yueguang in his heart, he still couldn't help but get involved. By chance, Mu Song took advantage of the situation and tried to use his identity as Canary to trap Lu Yuan, but in the end, he only trapped himself. Later, it took Mu Song ten years to finally understand that forceful melons are not sweet. And when he turned around and left, it took Lu Yuan a month to understand that a twisted melon is very sweet! Copywriting 2: When he was eighteen years old, Mu Song had glanced at Lu Yuan for thousands of years. At the age of twenty-eight, Lu Yuan still regarded Mu Song as an abyss. An agreement trapped a grudge couple. After making a big fuss at Bai Yueguang's birthday party and being knocked to the ground by Lu Yuan in public and called a "mad dog", Mu Song let go with a smile. Turning around gracefully, Mu Song wrote down the absurdity of the past ten years as a bowl of ancient dog blood—— "He is a dog and I am an ox. He is as loyal to Bai Yueguang as an old dog, and I am as obsessed with him as a stubborn ox. So, the ox and the dog are not compatible." But after BE ended, he was pursued by Lu Yuan. "Honey, wife, author's wife, please change the ending, okay?" Small theater: 1. At one o'clock in the middle of the night, Mu Song posted on Weibo: "What should I do? As I get older, I suddenly understand the fragrance of the new year. The next year will give the little wolfdog. Do you guys like it?" In less than a minute, "neighbor" Lu Yuan, sleepy-eyed, reluctantly knocked on his door. "The little wolfdog is unstable and too frivolous, but the old dog is still down-to-earth and steady." Mu Song:...... 2. Lu Yuan: Baby, don't you want to get back together with me? Mu Song: Sorry, I just want to write a book for you. Lu Yuan:...... Excerpt: I was too young at the time, and I thought paranoia was love, and madness was the heroism of saving angels. When Mu Song wrote down the agreement word for word, he was filled with the promise of Lu Yuan's long life. "I will treat you a hundred times better than him! I will make you a hundred times happier!" Mu Song thought so, but unfortunately, Lu Yuan did not share the same understanding with him. Perhaps, in Lu Yuan's eyes, this piece of absurdity is a stain in his life that he can't get rid of, just like himself. Literary and artistic paranoid writer is attacked by X and is loved without knowing it by the CEO Demining: In ancient times, the bloody pursuit of the wife in the crematorium was pursued from the very beginning. The torture and torture relied entirely on memories and a lot of narration. Attack the scum and don't change the attack. ———————————————————————— Serial copy: "Stand-in beauty O is thinking too much" Xiao Yi, the god of medicine, is handsome, knowledgeable and rich. Yan Jin likes him very much. Everyone knows it, and Xiao Yi also knows it. Xiao Yi was very warm and gentle to Yan Jin, but Yan Jin didn't understand why Xiao Yi was so kind to him, but never made it clear about their relationship, let alone marked it permanently. It wasn't until the Alpha who looked like him was sent to the emergency room, and Xiao Yi begged him to save him with a trembling voice, that Yan Jin realized that the true feelings he had spent all these years had been wrongly paid. The doctor was kind-hearted, not to mention that this was the first time Xiao Yi lowered himself to beg him. With her bleeding heart, Yan Jin laughed at herself: Okay, for the sake of free Q-term comfort over the years, let's help him this time. After doubling the amount of inhibitor, Yan Jin raised her knife and saved Xiao Yi's old lover, and also cut off her fantasies about Xiao Yi. Both mentally and physically damaged, Yan Jin waved her sleeves and quietly retreated from this stand-in farce. Unexpectedly, Xiao Yi, who was once distant, began to chase him, appearing in every corner of his life, frantically trying to mark him. Yan Jin:? ? ? I don't understand... Copywriting 2 Xiao Yi had a first love, but unfortunately he was also an Alpha. In order to have children, he left him behind to find his own Omega. Xiao Yi was dumped and felt disheartened until he met Yan Jin and was amazed at his sight - he looked so much like him! But year after year, looking at similar eyebrows, Xiao Yi gradually couldn't tell who was whose substitute, and who was his true love. It wasn't until Yan Jin, who had been haunted by his mark, wouldn't even let him touch the corners of her clothes, that he realized who the soft spot in his heart held. Small theater: Once upon a time Yan Jin: Senior brother, I feel uncomfortable... Xiao Yi smiled, lightly bit the back of his neck, and gave him a temporary mark. Yan Jin is lost... Later Xiao Yi: Xiaojin, are you feeling uncomfortable... Yan Jin: Thank you, no need. Xiao Yi went crazy when he smelled other Alpha's pheromones on Yan Jin... Aspiring emergency doctor Omega Demining: Lightweight, having children, setting up a mountain of secrets, Gong Zhen is warm and scumbag and never changes Gong, each has his first love, but neither of them has been permanently marked/marked. ———————————————————————— Pre-receipt copy: "The Scumbag Movie King Is in the Crematorium" Lin Xu, the youngest three-star actor, has a dark history. It is said that when he was still a 18-year-old actor, he got roles and resources by climbing into the bed of star screenwriter Liang Yin. Only Lin Xu himself knew that at that time, he and Liang Yin were clearly using each other to complement each other. Therefore, when he gradually came to the front of the stage and had all the spotlight, he was unwilling to be a puppet on strings again. Even more unwilling to live in Liang Yin's shadow forever. As a result, the scandal about Lin Xu was on the hot search list. "Lin Xu had a hot chat with A" "Lin Xu and B embraced each other while they were drunk" "Lin Xu and C returned to their residence together" … Seeing the everlasting heat, Best Actor Lin was feeling proud - finally, no one said that he was having an affair with Liang Yin! But he was shocked by the news that Liang Yin suddenly quit the circle. There was no news for three years. When we met again, I looked at the person I thought about day and night. Actor Lin, who was used to seeing big scenes, squeezed the sweat on his palms: Brother Yin... Liang Yin looked at him with gentle and distant eyes: "You're welcome, great actor, just call me Teacher Liang." Copywriting 2: At the first sight of Lin Xu, Liang Yin, who prefers ambitious little wolfdogs, thought that the characters in his novels had come to life. Therefore, when Lin Xu found him and wanted more drama, resources, and popularity, Liang Yin silently paved the way for him in the name of transaction. Lin Xu thought that they were using and complementing each other, but little did he know that Liang Yin had already fallen on both sides. After seven years of obsessive love, Liang Yin finally got tired after witnessing the "Caught | Rape Scene" written and directed by Lin Xu. He went to a foreign country to write while living there. Three years later, he returned with Wang Zha's new work. Although the top actor Lin once again got the leading role in the script, he became a supporting role in Liang Yin's life. Who would have known that Lin Xu, the co-conspirator, would actually be ambitious and want to regain his position? The best movie actor of the year is attacked by the cool screenwriter of the year Main and Shou, the emotional line is 1V1, Gong did not cheat, they both deliberately engaged in scandals, they are seven years apart. Demining: Still chasing the wife at the beginning, relying on memories for torture and suffering, and a lot of narration; the attack is both bad and bad, and there is no change of attack. ———————————————————————————— Pre-receipt copy: "The Top-notch Ex Regrets" For as long as she can remember, Liu Feiwei has been in love with Han Jiang for twenty-five years. But even if he was completely satisfied that he was Han Jiang and had worked hard as the gentle, well-behaved and knowledgeable young mistress of the Han family for five years, he still couldn't compare to the cinnabar mole in Han Jiang's heart. After a long period of indifference, Liu Feiwei saw clearly the futility of her efforts, and finally drafted the divorce agreement with her own hands. Little did he know that before he signed, an accident sent him back to the eve of his confession to Han Jiang. Glancing at the confession letter from that year, Liu Feiwei threw it into the trash can on the roadside without hesitation, turned around and joined a top entertainment company, successfully passed the audition, and embarked on a starry career. But Han Jiang, who was staying at home, waiting for him to confess his love day and night, saw Liu Feiwei's latest scandal CP:? ? ? Small theater: previous life Han Jiang was so troubled: Liu Feiwei, what do you like about me? ! Liu Fei narrowed her eyes slightly and held back tears: "Everything." After rebirth Han Jiang, who wanted to seduce Liu Fei Wei but couldn't: Weiwei, what do you not like about me? ! Liu Fei pursed her lips slightly and held back her smile: "Everything." After both fell off their horses Han Jiang, whose eyes were red from crying: Weiwei, honey, wife, is it really impossible for us? Liu Feiwei: Otherwise? On the bank of the "cold" river, where can I wait to see the faint traces of catkins? The quirky pretty boy is popular Demining: light crematorium, sour and sweet taste, rebirth at the beginning, lots of memories and narration, scumbag love without knowing it, shou is no longer cheap after rebirth, does not change attacks, HE. Purpose: Cherish what you have
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