Shock! A cold-blooded man made love in public at a hotpot restaurant, but his pants were stripped off by a domineering little wolfdog in public!
Truth or dare, never pick a drunk as a partner!
Liu Boran: I lost face. I think it can still be used after picking it up and blowing on it.
The next day.
Liu Boran: "Doctor, I ate Chongqing hot pot yesterday and my stool was bloody this morning. It seems that I also have hemorrhoids. Can you prescribe me some medicine to relieve the heat?"
Old doctor: "I need to do a rectal examination. Take off your pants and lie on that bed."
Liu Boran: "Is it okay to just take medicine and not do anything?"
Old doctor: "It's serious and requires surgery. Hurry up. I've seen too many. They all look the same."
Bell…
Old doctor: "Hey, Dean, there is an operation and I need to go there. Okay, okay, everything is fine here. Xiao Gao, you came just in time. There is a patient inside who wants a rectal examination. Please take a look."
Liu Boran looked up and was sure it was the drunk little wolfdog from yesterday.
Little Wolf Dog: "You can bear with it for a while, maybe it won't hurt a bit."
? ? ? Bear with it?
Liu Boran: "Hiss!"
Liu Boran: Huh? Why do I feel like farting? No, I can't control it.
Liu Boran: Sure enough, you can't believe a stray fart.
Liu Boran: Where is my face? I want to pick it up and use it!
Power on!
The love affair of the aloof male god starts from death in society!
Purpose: Live with a smile