It is said that there is a Meng Po beside the Naihe Bridge, who has overcome the souls of the three realms and is filled with unprecedented hatred in the world;
There is Yue Lao beside the Three Lives Stone, a pair of people who have spent all kinds of love in the Three Lives.
How can we lament that doctors cannot heal themselves, nor can they save others but themselves?
Dark-bellied and coquettish Yue Lao × cute and romantic Po Meng
Note: The first person, he, is more private.
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I am Meng Po, to be precise, I am a male Meng Po.
The bloodline of this family has been broken by me. Of course it is not completely broken, but there is no girl to inherit this position.
So I was left to disguise myself as a man and take over the glorious tradition of my ancestors and carry it forward.
I am also troubled. As a strong-blooded man, I am called "po" this and "po" that by others every day. I also have to comfort some girls who are hurt by love and refuse to drink Meng Po soup:
"Okay, don't cry. That scumbag is not worth it. Come on, drink this bowl of Meng Po soup and forget about him..."
It sounds like communication between girls.
It just so happened that the people in the human world were having a collective brain trance recently, and one of them came down and asked me: "Sister Meng Po, are you and Yue Lao a couple?"
? Fuck you! !
To be good-looking, you have to be Po Meng's "sister"? Also, as for Chai Daohuang's damn thing, if I were a daughter I wouldn't even look at him!
Since the pressure of public opinion was about to affect my performance, I thought, these people have to drink Meng Po soup anyway, so there is no harm in telling them the truth.
"I'm a man." I said.
"Really?" The gossips almost dropped their jaws.
"Really, Po Meng's words can make it difficult for a horse to ride..."
Before I finished speaking, I watched helplessly as the souls gradually became excited.
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What's wrong with this?
Intention: Lovers will eventually get married