[Completed] "My Family Is in the Lunatic Asylum", "Thousands of People Suspected and Became the Favorite of the Stars after Awakening"
[Pre-receipt: "After reading the book, I went to the baby show with the richest man"]
[Pre-receipt: "I spent the BOSS again"]
Copywriting of this article: 1. Xiao Yu was reborn after a car accident.
The moment he was knocked out of his body by a car, he saw the scumbag he had chosen blindly, thinking he was the most licking and loving, holding Master Bai Lianhua and watching indifferently as his body was knocked away.
Then he was reborn a week before marrying the scumbag, and everything was still too late.
After breaking up with the scumbag, Xiao Yu waited for the two choices his parents gave him: one was to sell the jade his grandfather left him to obtain working capital for the company in crisis; the other was to sell him to a big boss to attract investment.
Xiao Yu chose third place, left the Xiao family, and became self-reliant.
One day, Xiao Yu accidentally saw the scumbag holding a child under one year old who was crying very miserably. He watched inhumanely as the bodyguards surrounded the child's father and humiliated the child's father in various ways.
He pretended to call the police to scare away the scumbag and the bodyguard, and saved the poor child and his father. However, he immediately recognized the man he saved as the scumbag's uncle, a benefactor who had helped him in his previous life. However, the benefactor had a very rough life. Not only did he have to take care of the child alone, but he also had to take the child to work.
Moreover, the benefactor was short-lived, with only half a year left.
Before leaving, the scumbag even said: "I will beat him every time I see him in the future!"
Xiao Yu felt that this was not possible and that he would have to provide his benefactor with some bodyguards. Unfortunately, he had no money now.
Just when he was worried every day that his benefactor might be beaten by a scumbag, he accidentally saw his benefactor knocking the scumbag over with one punch and stepping on his face.
Xiao Yu was shocked: It turns out that the benefactor's weakness was all fake!
It's a pity that no matter how majestic you are, you will still die in half a year...
2. Lu Xiao looked at the medical certificate that only had half a year left, and looked at his adopted son who was less than one year old, and decided to find someone who could entrust the child to him in these six months.
Then, Xiao Yu appeared.
Seeing the harmonious scene between Xiao Yu and his adopted son, he felt that he could wait to die in peace.
But when it was so hot that he couldn't sleep every night, and his dreams were filled with the shadow of Xiao Yu, he found that... It seemed harder to endure than waiting to die, and his desire to live was also stronger.
After he worked hard to cure his illness and finally returned to health, he decided to confess his love.
But on the day of his confession, he overheard the conversation between Xiao Yu and the cemetery salesman——
"Buy a bigger one. Mr. Lu is such a big man. The urn is too small to sleep in."
"Choose a cemetery facing the sun. Mr. Lu likes to bask in the sun."
"I wonder if the burned items can be received down there. Burn a beautiful woman for Mr. Lu so that he can be happy underground."
Lu Xiao, who was holding a bouquet of roses and wanted to express his love: ... I want to be happy on the ground.
Xiao Yu, who had just negotiated the price and location of the cemetery, turned around and saw Lu Xiao, who was about to die in a few days. In order not to irritate him, Xiao Yu quickly explained: "I bought it for myself."
Lu Xiao:......
However, half a year has passed, and Lu Xiao is still full of life, with a rosy face, and does not look like he is dying at all.
Xiao Yu thought that he bought the cemetery for nothing and had to get the money back.
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PS: A bit squeamish, a bit narcissistic, VS superficial iceberg, inner sultry attack
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Pre-collection 1: "After reading the book, I went to the baby show with the richest man"
Copywriting: Bai Yihan traveled into a book and became the PUA who was attacked by the protagonist. He donated kidneys and corneas to Bai Yueguang, who was attacked by the protagonist, and finally abandoned the poor cannon fodder to die in the corner.
When Bai Yihan came through, he was lying on the operating table preparing to donate a kidney to the protagonist Bai Yueguang. When he opened his eyes, he saw the doctor holding a scalpel and about to cut him. He immediately shouted: "Wait!"
The doctor's hands were shaking with fear. He was already under anesthesia. How could he still be so angry?
The anesthetic on his body made it impossible for Bai Yihan to sit up. He could only shout loudly again: "My dad is the richest man. If you dare to touch my body, my dad will never let you go!"
A twenty-year-old male intern who was preparing potions looked up and asked: How come he didn't know he had such a big son?
The doctor said with a smile: "Kidney donation is voluntary. If you don't want to, we won't do the operation, even if your dad is not the richest man."
Bai Yihan blushed after hearing this, turned his head to the side in embarrassment, and made eye contact with the male intern. The other man blinked at him inexplicably, probably because of eye cramps.
While the anesthetic wore off, the male doctor with a cramped eye stayed with him until he could get up and leave. He heard the male doctor say: "Son, daddy will take you back."
Bai Yihan's pupils shook: "You are shameless and take advantage of me!"
Later, when Bai Yihan learned the identity of the world's richest man, he was immediately embarrassed and wanted to run away on the train overnight.
Later, he joined a baby nursery and raised cubs in the baby nursery together with the richest man.
On the first day of the meeting, the richest man asked the staff seriously: "I didn't say I wanted to raise two cubs. This will cost extra money."
Bai Yihan covered his face: Stop talking, okay?
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Pre-receipt: "I drew the boss again"
Copywriting: Lan Yang has been very troubled these days. The full-level club is probably extremely timid. He is most afraid of strange things appearing around him. It seems that after he attended his grandma's funeral, everything around him started to go wrong.
At first, the plants at home suddenly split into deformed plants. Lan Yang was so scared that he closed his eyes and tied up the split deformed plants with gauze.
Later, the goldfish at home suddenly grew long tentacles. Lan Yang picked up the scissors and carefully performed a small operation on the goldfish.
Even the kitten became strange. The cat's claws grew very long. Lan Yang was worried that it would scratch the carpet, so he took scissors to cut off the kitten's nails.
When he finished the drawing in his hand and went out to replenish some daily necessities, he found that the weather outside had already changed.
It turns out that evil spirits have come up from the ground and are eroding the entire world. Those split plants, goldfish with long tentacles, and kittens with long nails are infected by evil spirits and become deformed.
Seeing an evil spirit rushing towards him to infect him, Lan Yang decisively closed the door quickly and hid in his home shivering.
The evil spirit was bruised and swollen, and began to focus on Lan Yang. It circled Lan Yang's house every day and made all kinds of strange noises to scare Lan Yang.
Lan Yang was so tortured that his nerves were weak, so he could only take down a copy of "The Rest of the Evil Spirit" from the bookshelf, grabbed the evil spirit outside the window and dragged him in, forcing him to study the book.
The evil spirit was a scumbag in life, and was forced to study after death. After being forced to recite "The Rest of the Evil Spirit" fifty times, it cried and told Lan Yang how to close the door to evil.
It turns out that as long as you enter every evil door that appears and deal with the evil spirits inside, you can close the evil door. There is an evil door in his house. Lan Yang accidentally pushed the door open and broke in.
The door of evil is closed, and the evil spirit whispers from above: Welcome to my world.
Door 1: Find the sneaker.
When faced with intruders like him everywhere, Lan Yang, a man-level club, was afraid that he would like to huddle himself in a corner and hide himself in a corner, not letting anyone see him. However, the evil spirit of this door caught him and asked him to perform a unique skill.
Lan Yang only knew how to draw, so he took a pen and drew a portrait on a white paper, but accidentally drew the biggest evil spirit. The evil spirit ran away in fear. Lan Yang looked at the big evil spirit he had drawn tremblingly, and took out the eraser tremblingly: "Don't come here..."
Second door: To be added...
Intention: If you want to live a good life, you have to work hard to find the way
Reader comments
Teacher, does it count as updating every few days now? If so, let's grow it a little longer next time [Dog's head holding a rose]
Teacher, does it count as updating every few days now? If so, let's grow it a little longer next time [Dog's head holding a rose]