[Original God] Grasp the Correct Posture of the Thousand-Year-Old Dragon

Bai Ji, a fun-loving person who travels around the world to watch theater. He can destroy the plot to watch BE, or he can save people to watch HE. In short, he is a guy who does whatever he wants. I recently came to Teyvat and wanted to watch a drama about humans versus nature, but my interest was piqued by the retired old dragon from Liyue. After a series of overt and covert teasing, a retired old man determined his feelings and couldn't control himself anymore. He used a straight-ball strategy to stun the cynical fun man. What happens after that... Isn't it a matter of course? Note: 1. The gender of the protagonist is not clear, and male characters are mostly used. 2. The protagonist is non-human, has different views from humans, and is not a typical Lezi person. 3. Cp Zhongli 4. Deputy CP Mandrill and Seti, please protect yourself from lightning. Thank you all. Motto: Those who tease will eventually be teased back